The Highjack Thread

[carniolus]

I said that once!
But then an interesting thing came to my attention,... Have you ever wondered about the frequency of the tone that the oscilliation of the human vocal cords produces in the throws of sexual passion? I am inclined to belive that I may (if touched at all appropriate places!) in fact produce a pure "a" at 415 Hertz! And if the guy was really capable I am convinced that I could spontaneously shout a scale based on the Werkmeister III tuning system!
Interesting, isn't it?

 

[Bashful]

Hertz has a lot of nice cars for rent..but they tend to be more expensive than the other rental companies..like Alamo or National

 

[carniolus]

Bastard! You stole my thread!!!!!!!!!

And I was hoping for a stimulating debate and intellectual exchange of ideas on a topic of the utmost importance that I feel has been greatly neglected in the past years and may in fact prove to be of revolutionary meaning to the world of homosexual sexuality as we know it! Now that was just rude!

 

[Bashful]

Thread stealing is what this is all about...and here I was about to propose to you...sigh!!!

 

[chrisglass]

Jamie, get to my bedchamber, where I propose to ... well, you'll see (if you watch in the mirrors)

 

[Zeremonie]

Sometimes when I'm really hungry I get light-headed and a little shaky, and I'm sure it must be just a little low blood sugar.

 

[chrisglass]

It is debatable whether a nice pair of buns has far greater appeal to the masses than a nice cock.

 

[Bashful]

Versatile and double jointed..now isnt that a dream date?

 

[Bashful]

he said 12 inches - I thought 6...would you believe 3" ?

 

[Bashful]

NOt that I am curious...but did you sneeze on your speedos?

 

[chrisglass]

I have a friend who is colour blind. He's a nurse. So if you ever have a nurse who is called Stephen ask him what colour he thinks the pills are that he's giving you.

 

[chrisglass]

clubs were used by our ancestors as a way of ensuring they actually got someone back to the cave for sex.

 

[Bashful]

Children should be seen and not heard...according to my Great Aunt

 

[Bashful]

Highways are the easiest way between two points but I prefer the road less travelled.

 

[chrisglass]

The batteries in the lights on my bicycle appear to have lost their charge - I really ought to replace them before I go out on it at night again.

 

[Bashful]

I get a great charge out of this thread..you are all so brilliant!!

 

[Zeremonie]

oooh! I'd love to go charge some new clothes at banana republic!! They have such cute clothes!!


darling dress

 

[Bashful]

Right you are...I can vouch for it too

 

[Bashful]

there is not such thing as a free lunch!!! My vouchers are good for one free ride after I get the gold ring!!!

 

[chrisglass]

Sings, gaily, "Hands, knees and boompsadaisy. Tra la la la la la la."