The Highjack Thread

[Jacketman]

The soldiers all managed to stay properly at attention even though their seargent had forgotten to wear trousers.

 

[hack24]

Trousers are best when worn around the ankles.

 

[Jacketman]

Ankles are best worn around your ears.

 

[hack24]

Ears up against inner thighs could lead to having a mouthful.

 

[Jacketman]

Some mouthfuls are more desirable than others. Do you have a picture online?

 

[hack24]

A picture online raises inquiries, and other things.

 

[Jacketman]

Tented trousers can be a give away.

 

[hack24]

When you have sex you can give it away, but then still have it.

 

[chrisglass]

I've just discovered biscuit crumbs stuck beneath the ball on my mouse - which really delayed a series of postings.

 

[hack24]

ummm... in honor of ^ and ^^: Hiding naked under a rock can be cold on your balls.

 

[chrisglass]

I have an interesting and satifying strategy for dealing with cold balls

 

[hack24]

Cold balls are better warmed with the hands, but best warmed by the mouth.

 

[chrisglass]

chuckle - well, isn't that what mouths are for - given that, here, we talk with our fingers?

 

[hack24]

ummm.... I like to talk with my fingers (and mouth) in person, too.

 

[Jacketman]

Fingers and mouths are additional sex organs.

(How can we get this thread into highjack mode again?)

 

[ronboy]

Sex organs can come in all shapes and sizes! (Oh! How I love this typoe of thread!)

 

[chrisglass]

[This post is to prove to Jacketman that some people do pay attention to his comments ]

Organs, especially pipe organs, are magnificent instruments. They're powerful and versatile and fun to play. They are also an amazing piece of engineering.

 

[ronboy]

Isn't the service tunnel another name for a man's backside?

 

[Zeremonie]

i really don't care if he is dumbwaiter so long as he's hot and gives me good service.

 

[ronboy]

10:30 AM is when I like to arise when I am off from work!