The human race is such a bore

[ixthrock]

shhhh!! I'm busy!!

<stares into monkey cage

 

[Bored]

You're right! All the other species are so gr ohhwait.

 

[Wick]

Yea, I mean, splitting the atom was such an insignificant achievement.

Reaching the moon, rubbish.

Taking flight, meh.

The list of boring things goes on and on.

 

[ixthrock]

Monkeys break coconuts, humans break atoms.

What was achieved by either of us?

Dinner for the monkeys, nightmares for us.

 

[Lukeee]

What do you want us to do?
Why don't you go do it yourself?

 

[ixthrock]

maybe if we all fucked you.

would that be something?

 

[RonR18]

maybe if we all fucked you.

would that be something?

I'm up for that.

 

[SilverSurfer]

We are pretty good a communicating with the other species on the planet.

 

[RonR18]

Hmmm...by "we" you mean every human on Earth, yes?

It would certainly be something. A first for our species.

But what would it meeaaannn?

He means everyone on JUB, and what it would meeaaannn is that you'd have a very sore anus.

 

[Bored]

But that's the problem. We're supposedly the most intelligent and advanced species on the planet. Yet we've accomplished no more than cows.

Sure, we've done some crazy tinkering around with shit - we've gotten quite amazing at breaking our world down and re-assembling it...but at the end of the day, we're just grazing like they are.

We haven't managed to actually get anything done.

Then anything we do will simply be "Tinkering around".

 

[goldenmoth]

We're doing better than the Dinosaurs did I think. They never came up with the snuggie.

 

[frankfrank]

The dinosaurs didn't know how to send "invisible pictures" through the air (which we sit back and watch on metal, plastic and glass boxes).

 

[Bored]

So seems our fate.

You answered your question.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Go read about the technological singularity. That will lift your spirits.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

bored is big business ans status quo love ya cause

there go another view on it keep da balls whizzins

 

[Poozy1]

The "Machines" will one day take over us!
So I say relax and enjoy the ride.

 

[strangepoetry]

For 200,000-whatever years, all we've really done as a species is mosey around and jerk ourselves off.

We ever gonna shake things up and try something new?

You're crazy dude. Humans are ingenious...

 

[birddog7]

You won't be bored much longer. December 2012 is coming up fast...

 

[BigDestiny]

bored is big business ans status quo love ya cause

there go another view on it keep da balls whizzins

True, and quite profound. And the fact that I actually understood what you said scares me a little.

Scientists in Japan are bringing back the wolly mammoth. Would that be interesting enough? It's something a cow can't do.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

For 200,000-whatever years, all we've really done as a species is mosey around and jerk ourselves off.

We ever gonna shake things up and try something new?

this is not the forum for one of your bestiality threads, Phil.