The Internet Is Completely Over Claims Prince

[Jayden]

The internet is "completely over," according to Prince, the legendary musician, sex god and apparent luddite. "The internet's like MTV," said the Artist Formerly Known As Relevant. "At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."

The obsolescence of a worldwide network of computers comes as news to Urlesque. Trust us, the internet is not dead. Prince has just managed to troll the whole web without even being online.

While other artists are getting rich promoting themselves online, Prince's new album "20Ten" will be distributed exclusively on CD and given away for free with copies of the Daily Mirror newspaper. I guess a dying medium is a fitting place to carry on a dying career.

Full Story ----> http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/06/...esque.com/2010/07/06/prince-internet-is-over/

 

[martin6]

He's such a witty, insightful, and interesting person! I don't see why this article makes fun of him.





Oh, wait. I mean the opposite of all that...

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

It's pretty sad when your most recent albums are so bad you have to give them away as a "free gift with purchase."

I went to see his Oldies tour where they gave away a free copy of his "Musicology" album.

1) he'd sanitized the lyrics to all his songs to the point that it was cringe-worhty. Even "Little Red Corvette" was about a girl who made it home before curfew with her hymen intact.

2) "Musicology" sucked the bag. I listened to it once and threw it away.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

what da internet?

 

[SexyKev]

LoL @ such a claim. Delirious and out of touch.

 

[kevbo]

pretty sure prince was over 20 years ago

 

[Callum]

Well then...

The Internet will only die if solar radiation fucks up electricity and magnetism on the Earth.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

so why give a hoot what Prince say? if he a ova
rock pop ans internet alls nothin anyway

cultures sure lost in their soup
' bit thin '
yeah well it recycle soup a sum
' what this? '
no idea
' give it ta da dog '

@ sniff me no eatin this piss @
oooh what rudey doggy
' ooh so gay '
% no defo straight %
$ ya mean strayyyy $
% ooh what say? %
# ethnic maybe #
& Why???? &
# cause look funny #
' come here little dog got nice snack it organic '
$ no eat dat crap $
' She who no name need a say eat it before her concerts '
# mean she fart songs out #
" so dat why they smelly "
- WAAAAAYTAAAAA -
! Yesssssssssssssss !
- ya cans spoon feed us nowwww -
! ooh me get bigga tip? !
- WELL TSK you must be one themmm" we leaveee ins much DRAMA -
@ ooh see their tongues!!!! @
! strokes" not so loud ya no want folk find out dogs can talk !
@ oops got any food with food in it? @
! yeah sure Take ya home bit far but worth da trip !
@ now? @
! yeah why not! Crap job anyway !
@ food too @
! well it very in ya nO !
@ ans out fast @
! HA !

--

@ So this where ya live @
! YURPS !
@ KOOL! @

 

[Ram]

The Internet is now irrelevant he says? I guess he has something common with the Internet then.

 

[rareboy]

^QFT.

Prince became musically and socially irrelevant about a decade or more ago.

Particularly after he found Jehovah and became insufferably banal.

 

[CowboyBob]

Tonight he's gonna party like it's 1999. (11 years ago)

 

[BearBoi]

I think I was born just late enough to miss the whole "prince" thing. Never really knew who he was, and never cared for his music. Never understood why so many people liked him, either.

Anyway, if you want a real glimpse at the batshit craziness of Prince, watch Kevin Smith's unabashed and brutally honest discussion about him. Prince hired Kevin Smith to film a documentary at his house (which will never see the light of day, apparently). Oh, but Kevin never signed the non-disclosure agreement.

Let the truth be told! (Part 1 of 3)

 

[Knucklehead]

Prince...lol...

 

[3nipples]

You can keep Prince, just give me Kevin

 

[T-Rexx]

Apparently, you guys think that "Purple Rain" was about lavender-colored precipitation, "Around the World in a Day" was about a 24 hour circumnavigation of the globe, "The Vault:Old Friends 4 Sale" was about slavery, and "The Chocolate Invasion" was about an attack of killer Hershey bars.

 

[G-Lexington]

I think "The Vault: Old Friends 4 Sale" is about contractual obligation.

Lex

 

[Paws]

Oh, but Kevin never signed the non-disclosure agreement.

The things one has to think about when living in the capitalistic U.S.A. where morals are low

 

[Jayden]

That's really sad. Prince is an incredibly talented singer, songwriter, musician and producer. In addition to having great sex appeal, he is unique, eccentric, flamboyant and youthful. Once upon a time, he had an edge about him, an overt and uncompromising sexuality.

A loooooooong time ago, lol.