Would you give me your autograph if I asked you to write it on me using your thick writing utensil?I have sometimes wondered if I would meet anyone out in public that is a Jubber that way.
Here is how I imagine it. I go to the Big Mall with my JUB shirt on and pretty soon I am accosted by a guy who says "Are you on JUB?". And I say "Yes.". And he says who are you? I say "Riverrick". Then he goes "OH MY GOD!!! Are you actually the real Riverrick? You're putting me on, right?" I say no, its really me.
Then he says "Man, I can't believe I'm actually talking to Riverrick. You definitely have the coolest posts on JUB!".
I say, "I know."![]()
Pretty soon I'm being swarmed by all sorts of hot guys as the word has leaked out who I am and they're peppering me with questions. "Can I have your autograph? Will you fuck me? Can I suck you off?"
"No, yes, and yes."![]()
Ah, its nice to be famous!![]()
I remember when I went to the Toronto JUB meet last year, I walked up to the table and people stared at with bugeyes until I said what my screenname was. I felt so awkward...
But...that's where I got my shirt from!


