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Total Posts
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You don't have time to be a Mod !!!![]()
My mom last night:
Mom: " I want grandchildren, but someone's not doing anything about it..."
Me: .......
She's atleast half serious...
My mom last night:
Mom: " I want grandchildren, but someone's not doing anything about it..."
Me: .......
She's atleast half serious...
Me: Grandad do you want to watch cold mountain (jude law film)
Grandad: No way do I want to watch about gay people. I'm sorry but i'm showing my homophobia.
Me: erm, that's brokeback mountain.
I don't know why but people in my family have an aversion to watch gay centred movies/tv shows.
I think Silence's grandad should hook up with MissAnne's mom.![]()

And make it snappy, young woman!![]()
My hideous bitch of a neighbour (who happens to be a lesbian) always hires gay staff/servants/gardeners so she can act like a bossy bitch barking out so the neighbours can hear.![]()
LMAO! I think that Silence's Grandfather would be a better match for my Dad, he wasn't into Brokeback Mountain either.
LOL, I can't even imagine having kids before 30. Ill be 25 in April and I dont even see it happening within the next five years.
A couple months ago, I mentioned that there was a new guy at work.
Mom: Oh, is he cute ?
Me: Yeah, he's handsome. I don't like him like that though.
Mom: Ugh, Can you try to 'like him like that'
Me: ...really ?
You poor thing!You poor thing!
I can't even imagine my mother trying to reduce me into some kind of breeding stock. That isn't to say she didn't want grandchildren. She did. But she never tried to pimp out a womb or something like your mom.
LOL...Yes it does seem like she wants to pimp me out sometimes.
I havent been in a relationship for a while, but it doesnt mean that Im going to become a spinster. Its silly.
It's all a question of dowry, really. How many cows does your family own?![]()
Goats, Buzzer... we have goats.![]()
Goats give only about 1/10th as much milk as cows.. hmm.
(You know I'd marry you for free anyway.)
