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Because you make me crazy! You see what I do for you? This new tattoo isn't going anywhere baby and its dedicated to you. LOL![]()

and on my mind..I'm saying we could make a dynamic team.I'll be on your body for the eternity![]()
y = the square root of ( x/22 - 8 ) perhaps?
(Boy---give the guy a break! Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

How did the Wicked Witch of the West got herself clean, if she was that allergic to water?
People who say "ATM Machine." ATM stands for "Automated Teller Machine." So they're really saying "Automated Teller Machine Machine."
Unless you're trying to find the nearest "Ass To Mouth Machine"...just ask me where to find the ATM.![]()
Does anyone actually like yellow Starbursts?
(I hit the wrong button to quote and am too lazy to fix it)

Why do we have Hot Water Heaters?
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That's easy. The appliance begins its life as a water heater. But once the water is hot, it keeps the water heated - therefore the "water heater" has become a "hot water heater"![]()
How the hell do you get to Sesame Street!? The poor kids have been asking for years and still no one will acknowledge them. Inconsiderate assholes!![]()
