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The Most Embarrassing Thing That Have Happened to You When were Having Sex?

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What is the most embarrassing “and I do mean Embarrassing!oops!” thing that has ever happened to you, somebody you know, or the person you was having sex with when you’re/they’re having Sex or about to have Sex...Oral sex Included…?
 
Shouldn't you start first if you want everyone else on here to reveal embarassing moments in the bedroom?
 
I was having sex with this guy. He wasn't exactly well endowed and I was on my hands on knees on the bed. He was behind me fingering my ass with one finger and after about 5 minutes of it I told him to "Stick your dick in and fuck me already" (I said it in a seductive way not like a jerk lol). His response? "I've been fucking you with my dick for the last 5 minutes..." I felt like such an asshole.
 
jasoncrew03 said:
I was having sex with this guy. He wasn't exactly well endowed and I was on my hands on knees on the bed. He was behind me fingering my ass with one finger and after about 5 minutes of it I told him to "Stick your dick in and fuck me already" (I said it in a seductive way not like a jerk lol). His response? "I've been fucking you with my dick for the last 5 minutes..." I felt like such an asshole.
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LOL!!! That's fucking awesome hahahahahahaha
 
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It was AWFUL! After he said that I just hung my head down and was like "*whispers to self*...fuuuuuuck....".
 
The "let's try it standing up" thing that led to me sliding off the edge of the mattress and falling down in between the bed and the wall. #-o
 
I was in highschool & this guy & I were making out in the backseat at night (dark outside) we were pretty inexperienced, but I had talked him into rimming me, he was not really up to it but decided to give it a try, anyway, as i went to lay on my back & put my legs in the air, my knee & his nose collided (again, it was dark) which resulted in a huge nosebleed. Pretty much killed the moment. pretty embarrassing for me. poor guy.
 
my ex and i were fooling around one day after school so we headed to the woods behind the high school. we were off the trail a bit, and laying a blanket in the snow so that we could be out there. just before things got hot and heavy we were interupted by a guy riding a horse on the path. he cleared his throat to get our attention.!oops!

we never went back there after that.
 
I shat on him while he was fucking me. And it wasn't just a little brown on the rubber, it was a deluge of diarrhea, and I was on top. We had to stop so I could change the sheets and we could both shower. We had some fun in the shower, but the mortification kind of spoiled the mood for me.

Oh, and this other time I puked in a guys pants while giving him head. He was big and I was drunk, and the gag reflex was stronger than I could hold. He took a pair of my pants to wear home and I never saw him again.
 
After swallowing a load, I burped LOUDLY.


We both fell down on the bed and laughed hysterically.
 
There was that time when I was 17 and having sex with a 38 year old whose toupee came off in my hand during sex.
 
well:

One time we got into it for a little while before flipping posiitins.. I rolled onto my back and he picked my legs up. After a few seconds he stopped and was like "I smell shit," Turns out there had been a lot on his dick, and when I rolled over the back of my thighs brushed against it and got it all over them.

Another time we went to do it in doggy style, he was up behind me and I went to get onto my knees (we had just woken up) and when I did I let out a HUGE fart.... and then three more once he entered me. One on each thrust....

The last one is competely different. We wee goin at it, it was feelin pretty good. I went to say "Oh babe," and "Oh god" at the same time. It started to come out as "oh bo"... so I cut my losses, and said "oh boy"...... he stopped and was like "seriouly,".... he still makes fun of me for that one 6 months later -_-
 
OMG!:D I feel much better about my own experiences now! The worst thing I've had happen is that I'm no good with wet areas: Once I climbed the smooth marble stairs up to a guy's spa and slipped on the top step and crashed down on top of him nearly drowning us both, before falling back out of the water and smashing my head on the steps.

Another time actually in a spa, I knocked the other guy's head against the tap badly.

The last time was when I was about to shower with a guy, and he held the door open to the shower for me and I failed to see him open the glass, thought the actual opening was on the wrong side and walked smack into the glass wall, giving myself a bloodied nose. - Actually, we both laughed regardless of the blood at the time, as much from amazement at my actions as anything...

I'm not fond of bathrooms and such like...#-o
 
Someone threw up on my dick.

I guess that was more embarrassing for them though.....
 
Last guy I was with said he cleaned himself out before we got together. Nasty story short he wanted to be fisted so that’s what I did. After a few minutes enough air made it inside him and he shot shit all over the room. He was really embarrassed, but I calmed him down so we could clean up and then we finished. I wasn’t a big deal to me at all.



Most embarrassing for me was when I was with a guy that wanted to bottom. Because of disabilities I have a hard time getting in a lot of positions. Basically I couldn’t find a way for me to fuck him without causing me a lot of pain, which in turn kept making me lose my erection. He was mad, but I told him before hand I had never topped before and I doubt I could do it well enough for either of us to enjoy it. Positioning just made it worse.
 
My brother walked in the room to borrow a CD. I stupidly got up to push him out. He was 15 and didn't realize what was going on (I was making out naked with my BF at the time). When I got up to push him out of the room, I was naked and hard. I don't think we talked for 3 or 4 days after.
 
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