The most pointless thing you own.

[G-Lexington]

Big Willie Style? Not even close, babe. Try this on for size.

Or perhaps this on cassette.

Just two of the things cluttering up my music collection.

Also, a broken laserdisc player that hasn't worked in ten years, but hey, you never know. Maybe it will spontaneously start working again. I also have a gargoyles mug in the shape of Broadway's head. It actually looks cool, but I think it holds 4 oz of liquid. Fine if you don't like refilling the friggin' thing every ten minutes.

Lex

 

[RandomAccess]

Most days, my computer. <sigh>

 

[MetaKnight]

A DVD of King Kong. I've had it for months.

And never saw it.

I mean, I've never seen the movie at all, not even in the theater.

 

[ashonfire]

Most pointless thing I own?

The condoms sitting dormant in by bed-side table

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>A DVD of King Kong. I've had it for months. And never saw it.

I know the feeling. I've bought three DVDs in the past three years - Spirited Away, the Top Cat box set, and a Kurosawa box set. All three are still in the cellophane.

Lex

 

[RandomAccess]

Most pointless thing I own?

The condoms sitting dormant in by bed-side table

Dammit. You had to remind me! Guess I need to replace mine. . . or is their shelf-life LONGER than 10 years?

 

[blackbeltninja]

This "Roman Ruins Building" sculpture.

Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who said, "All art is useless?"

I thought you meant the dubious lamp. Although Johnlksguys likes it, so it's probably not all bad.

The most pointless thing I own was a birthday gift - a decision coin. Instead of heads/tails it has a YES side and a NO side. So you form a question in your mind, or aloud, and flip the coin.

And then do what you want to anyway, because who's going to listen to the advice of a stupid coin?

-d-

 

[levenshulme31]

I think about 70% of the stuff I own is useless (but I'll be damned if I'm getting rid of it).
I have about 300 unread books on my shelves, 50 unwatched DVDs, an exercise bike taunting me in the corner, a Fender Bass which I have been singularly unsuccessful in learning to play in the four years since I bought it, a poster sized IKEA frame which was supposed to have lots of photos in it, 2 juicers (I make smoothies instead now, no waste and less washing up), the paint and brushes I bought for the bathroom (not happening) and about 80% of my clothes.

 

[lukusj]

An old dot-matrix printer, and all the printing paper that came with it.

 

[trawler69]

Possibly a singing lobster!

 

[blackbeltninja]

The lamp is from Walmart.

Nevermind some (snobs) who doubt it's quality.

Oh, I don't doubt it's quality.

Style... perhpas most polite to say that I'm more of a minimalist type of guy.

-d-
^PS: I'm not sure I'd rely on a pet supply store's knowledge of ancient architecture.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>If I had a cassette player, I'd take this off your hands.

I do have "Count on Us (Special Hit Radio Version)" on CD. Got a crappy picture of it somewhere.

Lex

 

[Paws]

My computer.

 

[G-Lexington]

Here it is. Not a great photo, but hey - it's not a great song.

Lex

 

[CGHJ]

It's a big wooden pipe I got when I was in the service over in Bosnia, about 4 1/2 feet long, nicely carved, but for decoration only it doesn't actually work or anything. I guess it works as a conversation starter, everybody asks if they can smoke pot in it.

 

[nitish]

My JUB account

 

[frankfrank]

An old deck of playing cards, with the following values:

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,. 9, 10, 11, 12, J, Q, K, A.

What in the hell were the 11's and 12's for?

 

[InternetEnthusiast]

 

[blackbeltninja]

Here it is. Not a great photo, but hey - it's not a great song.

Lex

Cowabunga, as they say...

-d-

 

[Andreus]

currently i would have to say that its my cock