So today i was doing a project with a co-worker who is hot and striaght.
He says, "Newboy12, why is it that you can never look me in the eye?"
"What are you talking about about?"
"Whenever we are having a discussion or exchanging ideas you can never sustain eye contact for more than 3 seconds, whats up with that?"
"Dude you are crazy"
"See you are doing it again, you looked away"
"I have a report to write"
"No seriously why can't you look at me?"
(Dramatic Pause, queue the score)
"You really want to know why?"
"Why?"
"I think you are hot and i am severely attracted to you. I just can't process your sexiness. So i try not to look at you as not to jump you or worse"
"Hahahaha, you are joking right, Ha Ha?"
I said nothing just looked him in eye with a serious face
"Oh you are serious, would have prefered you said i had a bougger in my nose"
He was floored
"So what, you are gay?"
"If by gay you mean, i think guys are hot, then i am"
He starts laughing
"I knew it" and then takes out his cellphone
"Jerry you owe men $50, Newboy12 just came out to me"
He hangs up
"So since you are gay, you wanna suck my dick?"
"I most certainly do not, you have some nerve"
"Look Newboy12, this offer will not be on the table for long"
Pause
Cut to me 15 minutes later with my co-workers sperm running down my cheek.
"Damn that was better than the one Sheila gave me last week"
Takes out his cellphone again
"Dave Newboy12 is giving away blowjobs, you want one"
"What the hell, you jerk, im outta here, ill fax you the report when i'm finished. When Dave gets here you can suck his dick as*hole"
And i stormed out.
Straight guys can be such jerks sometimes. Who do they think they are? It's experiences like these that make me seriously think about giving up straight men.
, in any event i'd rather straight processed cheese 
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