The official JUB royal 2022 election thread

[fabulouslyghetto]

you ain't shit!

 

[belamyi]

^ beg your pardon..?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ beg your pardon..?

Trouble reading? How you gonna rule over the girls and you can't read?

 

[belamyi]

^ No, understanding why you chose to post that

BTW, you know that true royals are not elected for office, don't you stupid redneck blackbitch

 

[voltronforce]

Is misread the poll as Karen, results seem valid

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ No, understanding why you chose to post that

BTW, you know that true royals are not elected for office, don't you stupid redneck blackbitch

How are those knee pads I got you for Xmas holdin up sis? The catalog said they're built for comfort and durability so I imagine you've put quite a bit of miles on them hoes.

 

[belamyi]

How are those knee pads I got you for Xmas holdin up sis? The catalog said they're built for comfort and durability so I imagine you've put quite a bit of miles on them hoes.

How would I know: only you would know where you sent them

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If you ever did

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I forgot, you're in a nomad trick-hopping phase (aka your entire 20s 30s and 40s). I'm not sure who got them in that case. By now you must have terrible rug burns I'll have this corrected immediately, I'm so embarrassed.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No shade but it looks like my big brown behind is safe and secure on the throne, you're not doing too hot sis.

 

[Alistair]

I forgot, you're in a nomad trick-hopping phase (aka your entire 20s 30s and 40s). I'm not sure who got them in that case. By now you must have terrible rug burns I'll have this corrected immediately, I'm so embarrassed.

I don’t think belly does that. It’s too personal. I think vinyl gimp suit when I think of belamo

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don’t think belly does that. It’s too personal. I think vinyl gimp suit when I think of belamo

Oh hey you. Just in time for supper.

 

[belamyi]

I don’t think belly does that. It’s too personal. I think vinyl gimp suit when I think of belamo

Of course, it's YOU 'thinking'

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Oh hey you. Just in time for supper.

Too flabby too feminine.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Too flabby too feminine.

Honey it's not on the menu #youcantaffordit #ionlytakecreditcards #nocash

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And just because my opponent has a problem with thicke girls

 

[belamyi]

I forgot, you're in a nomad trick-hopping phase (aka your entire 20s 30s and 40s).

YepSSS

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And just because my opponent has a problem with thicke girls

I love thick when it's tight, not when it is flaccid

 

[belamyi]

Honey it's not on the menu #youcantaffordit #ionlytakecreditcards #nocash

Sure I can't

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Rather, I won't

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

YepSSS

You need to slow down sis, your rectal reconstruction surgeon is in Taipae til July.

 

[belamyi]

No shade but it looks like my big brown behind is safe and secure on the throne, you're not doing too hot sis.

 

[belamyi]

You need to slow down sis, your rectal reconstruction surgeon is in Taipae til July.

Why are you talking to yourself while quoting me

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Rather, I won't

You need to get down on your knees and start earning some more votes sis. Vannie hasn't cast her vote yet.