The vortex of talentless fame whoring that gave birth to the Britneys, Gagas, Keshas, Katys and Rihannas of the world has decided to reclaim her throne as the incongruous, attention-starved and downright pathetic wannabe diva that she is, by delivering an overlong speech about absolutely nothing, peppered with "vignettes" directly taken from her 'Sex' book, Liliana Cavani's 'The Night Porter' and Terry Gilliams's 'Brazil'.
It's funny that this rancid old c*nt would be talking about social justice and unfair economic principles, when she embodies the concept of "corporate whoredom". Someone please tell me how this utterly talentless woman has managed to build and maintain one of the most successful careers in the history of popular music, because I just can't explain it to myself.