The OFFICIAL Mariah Carey thread! [merged]

[crakker_jakk]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

I'm lighting my Jan candles as I type.

i dare you to hold one in the mirror and call "jan terri" 3 times..

 

[Jayden]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

i dare you to hold one in the mirror and call "jan terri" 3 times..

Just for that you get this..........[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2oayC54dg&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Triple G]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

So you make a thread about you asking for opinions and when you get them, you get all offended. So they can only be GOOD comments? Even with the ridiculous nature of the comparison? Seriously? And what HAVEN'T you "struggled" with. You seem to have been every skin color, nationality, and been in every kind of disorder known. And WE'RE the ones with the problem?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

That's not nice.

 

[MCsNo1Fn]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

That's not nice.

It's not exactly false, either. Check his history of threads. I know it's attention, but seriously, if you ask for opinions, they're not all gonna be what you wanna hear. And he seems to think it should be, as if we're supposed to cater to his delusions.

 

[texpatriot]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

Ok I tried to pose like her on the front cover of E=MC2. See the resemblance? I shot this photo yesterday evening. Ok I'm not GORGEOUS like her and I don't have a frontal pussy but still the shine is there i hope

Urm....

I'm sorry Madonna, I'm late to the party.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?


(pfft...either way, I'm going to ask it. LOL)

You aspire to be like Mariah Carey WHY?

 

[SexyKev]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

Well Mariah Carey doesnt look like herself on her cd covers. Thanks to HOURS of photo shopping she looks fantastic.
But I must say I think You look more like Jan Terri.

LMAO... and glad somebody said it before I did.

You're right, Mariah herself hardly looks like her on those altered, photoshopped pics. I was B!tch Please x10 when I first saw her on the cover of Emancipation.

 

[spencer]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

*cough* susan boyle *cough* *cough*

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

Sorry M., I don't know what Mariah Carey looks like so I have to pass..................is Mariah Carey any relation to Drew Carey?

 

[Rex]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

Sorry M., I don't know what Mariah Carey looks like so I have to pass..................is Mariah Carey any relation to Drew Carey?

No, and someone already made that joke.


I agree with that too. Madoo-doo you have a closer chance of winning a Drew Carey look alike contest than Mariah Carey. Stop while you're ahead.

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

No, and someone already made that joke. ...

Sul............as a personal choice I have little interest in the majority of female actors or artists so I've no idea 'bout Mariah, her looks & such ............& my comment wuz' not designed as a joke I am truly curious as to any relationship between Drew and Mariah ............thank you for answering my question

 

[LiquidSky]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

Yes. You look just like her.

 

[LiquidSky]

Re: Do I resemble Mariah Carey?

everytime you invoke jan terri - you just make her stronger..

Jan Terri fucking rocks!!!

 

[gsdx]

Do I reassemble Mariah Carey?

Or do I just leave someone else to pick up the pieces?

(I've never done one of these 'parody' threads before, but I simply couldn't resist this one.)

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[geloge]

Re: Do I reassemble Mariah Carey?

Don't reassemble and put her again in the box.

 

[Petalswilt]

Re: Do I reassemble Mariah Carey?

I only popped in because I thought it said 'Do I resemble Mariah Carey' and I love those ...

 

[Ekim23]

Re: Do I reassemble Mariah Carey?

OMG
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U ARE MARIAH CAREY right ??
The other guy on jub is a fake

 

[Lefty]

Re: Do I reassemble Mariah Carey?

you could...but i don't think she has had that bad a day yet

 

[littlejj]

Re: Mariah carey announces new album, "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel"

Oh thank you Henry MC fan here too. Really? What didn't you like about it? Was it too much hip hop?

 

[thevofl]

Re: Mariah carey announces new album, "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel"

W.E. = whatever

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: Mariah carey announces new album, "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel"