The post something funny thread

[ChristianGianni]

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[NotHardUp1]

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In fairness, the blackened parts of an overripe or bruised banana taste bitter.

 

[pornoboy]

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[rareboy]

 

[pornoboy]

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[gsdx]

In fairness, the blackened parts of an overripe or bruised banana taste bitter.

And hard like fresh scab on skin. I always slice that bit off.

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[ChristianGianni]

 

[cityboy-stl]

Transporter malfunction.

 

[frankfrank]

And hard like fresh scab on skin. I always slice that bit off.

OUCH! That means that your fresh scab is replaced by a new scab that's 8 times as large. Do it too often, losing larger and larger parts, and you'll become the Amazing Vanishing Man, lol!

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In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later."
The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later two Russian military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun pointed, "He went that way."

After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to fight the people of Ukraine."

The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."

 

[pornoboy]

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[rareboy]

 

[Riverrick]

 

[NotHardUp1]

This short vid is SO worth it.

Great surprise and the comments are priceless. Best one shows a wire grid making abs out of a gut.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avQyVVq_460svav1.mp4

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

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I've done similar stuff plenty of times.

 

[KaraBulut]

"I ain't checking your orifices".
"Well if you want to check 'em, you can".