The post something funny thread

[Alistair]

It’s not called being hypersensitive it’s called being empathetic, but we've seen how much empathy you have for your fellow humans, why would we expect you to have any empathy for animals?

 

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[Alistair]

 

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[NotHardUp1]

 

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[Smartucus99]

A guy is sitting in first class on a Delta flight to Boston. The Captain comes on the PA and says, "We are approaching Boston where it is currently 77 degrees at Logan. We should be on the ground in about 15 minutes."

He puts the microphone down, but forgets to turn it off. He says to his co-pilot, "These red eye flights are killer, I could sure use a cup of coffee and a blow job."

From the back of the plane a female flight attendant comes sprinting up to the cockpit.

The guy in first class yells to her, "Don't forget the coffee!"

 

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[Smartucus99]

Paul Lynde on Hollywood squares was asked by host Peter Marshall:

"Paul, we know if a man falls off a boat we say 'man overboard.' What do we say if a woman falls off a boat?"

"Full speed ahead!"

 

[NotHardUp1]

Paul Lynde on Hollywood squares was asked by host Peter Marshall:

"Paul, we know if a man falls off a boat we say 'man overboard.' What do we say if a woman falls off a boat?"

"Full speed ahead!"

And we can all hear him cackle and wheeze as he delivered the punch line. What a great entertainer.

 

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