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The post something funny thread
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Re: The post something funny thread.
My fortune cookie tonight said: "You could make a name for yourself in the field of medicine."
Oh God, no, I hope not!! Consider that I'm not studying medicine at all. That leaves only one alternative open.
I could get some disease that's so bizarre, that the medical world names the disease after me.
Naaaah, I don't think I want that.
My fortune cookie tonight said: "You could make a name for yourself in the field of medicine."
Oh God, no, I hope not!! Consider that I'm not studying medicine at all. That leaves only one alternative open.
I could get some disease that's so bizarre, that the medical world names the disease after me.
Naaaah, I don't think I want that.
TickTockMan
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Re: The post something funny thread.
I love the Cyanide and Happiness comics.
I love the Cyanide and Happiness comics.
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Poozy,
You are one dedicated soul with the pic postings - and we're so glad you are!
Poozy,
You are one dedicated soul with the pic postings - and we're so glad you are!
Poozy1
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Re: The post something funny thread.
Thanks Don! Humor is one of my favorite subjects!
Thanks Don! Humor is one of my favorite subjects!
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Keep on keepin' on.
A little musical interlude - just because I'm listening to it right now.
Keep on keepin' on.
A little musical interlude - just because I'm listening to it right now.
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Re: The post something funny thread.
Same thing goes for what I posted in Lefty's thread.
The TALENT, and CHEMISTRY, between them, is Absolutely Astounding!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
Same thing goes for what I posted in Lefty's thread.
The TALENT, and CHEMISTRY, between them, is Absolutely Astounding!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
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Is pretty amazing synergy - for a couple of straight boys, lol.
Sir EJ said it, so it must be so.
Is pretty amazing synergy - for a couple of straight boys, lol.
Sir EJ said it, so it must be so.
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You are Soooo bad - it's GREAT!
You are Soooo bad - it's GREAT!
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Re: The post something funny thread.
The day finally arrives; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are short, but you have to pass them before you can get Into Heaven.
Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
Here is the First: What days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- how many days in the week begin with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.
The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but ... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer."
How about the next one?" asks St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?"
"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest,
how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forest says "Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd,! March 2nd....
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're
going with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure" Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated frustrated St. Peter. "OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name of Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song.
"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME, I AM HIS OWN......
St. Peter opened the gate and said: "Run, Forrest, Run"
The day finally arrives; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are short, but you have to pass them before you can get Into Heaven.
Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
Here is the First: What days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- how many days in the week begin with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.
The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but ... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer."
How about the next one?" asks St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?"
"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest,
how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forest says "Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd,! March 2nd....
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're
going with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure" Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated frustrated St. Peter. "OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name of Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song.
"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME, I AM HIS OWN......
St. Peter opened the gate and said: "Run, Forrest, Run"
