The post something funny thread

[pornoboy]

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[Alistair]

A frog goes into the bank…​

and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack, so he says “Ms. Whack, I’d like to borrow $30,000, please.” The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her. The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. ‘There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000,“ she tells her boss. “And what do you think this elephant is about?” The manager looks back at her and says “It’s a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.’

 

[Alistair]

 

[Reischfleger]

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

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Well, this is a good excuse to repost one of my faves:

 

[The Loner]

 

[pornoboy]

Life of Pi.......nes​

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[Reischfleger]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[NotHardUp1]

Sadly, the troll posting this thinks the Michigan governor conspiracy was just a false flag operation. You can't make people this stupid. Just amazed.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Sadly, the troll posting this thinks the Michigan governor conspiracy was just a false flag operation. You can't make people this stupid. Just amazed.

Oh, wait -- did the poster mean these law enforcement officials were really Boogaloo Boys themselves?
I took it to mean that they were all in the group chat undercover and were (in the picture) leading the Boogaloo Boy away in handcuffs.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Governor DeSantis, is that you?

 

[Reischfleger]

I dare you

 

[NotHardUp1]

Oh, wait -- did the poster mean these law enforcement officials were really Boogaloo Boys themselves?
I took it to mean that they were all in the group chat undercover and were (in the picture) leading the Boogaloo Boy away in handcuffs.

The poster meant that only one guy in the group was not government, i.e. entrapment. But, it's still funny to the rest of us since the idiots in the hate groups really do fall for undercover stings since they are so eager to enlist recruits.

It's a running theme on 9gag that the FBI is always catfishing pedophiles. Then, the Trumptards began posting memes suggesting the same shit Fox does like Tucker Carlson's campaign to prove FBI or plants in the crowd played the part to get the Jan. 6 rioters to invade the Capitol. Idiots. They step over mountains of obvious truth that Trump and his cronies tried to block Congress, only to conclude the government NEEDED to frame insurrectionists. As if. What did the government have to gain? The election had already been lost. The president's clowns had already lost sixty-something court challenges, and many in Republican-controlled states.

How stupid do you have to be to believe the only way an extermist can lose a democratic election is to rigging? So much losing!

 

[NotHardUp1]

Governor DeSantis, is that you?

I missed the allusion. I know zip about DeSantis.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

It's a running theme on 9gag

Dear god, do you actually spend time there?

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

I missed the allusion. I know zip about DeSantis.

He once ate chocolate pudding with three fingers instead of a spoon.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Dear god, do you actually spend time there?

All the time. It's an intersection of the world, just like a NY subway car.

And every time someone posts an idiot meme that's racist or homophobic, you get to rebut them or post the truth.

Lots of different ages, nationalities, and perspectives on there. Thousand times more diverse than JUB, and funny.

I miss most of the gamer humor, as I've never done games online.