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NotHardUp1
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This week in squirrels vs humans:
View attachment Squirrel Gets Wild Ride On Spinning Bird Feeder.mp4
View attachment Squirrel Gets Wild Ride On Spinning Bird Feeder.mp4
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Not sure if funny or sad, or both.
I suppose you could file it under 'they died doing what they loved'.
Or, just be happy for them that they have something better to do than bask in the glow of Jesus for eternity.
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Q: How are Disney World and Viagra similar?
A: A 1-houe wait for a 3-minute ride.
A: A 1-houe wait for a 3-minute ride.
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^^sounds like the story of the S. S. Minnow 
^ I just noticed the typo, but I read it as 'hour' and I guessed everyone else could figure it out.
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We're used to Canadians using excess vouwels.
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A friend had a bird feeder on an arched pole that swung out from the porch. It took all of two days for the first squirrel to figure out that when the breeze was just right he could get out near the edge of a particular branch and wait for the wind-driven oscillation to carry him to where he could jump for the feeder.
They put one of those cone things above it so squirrels would slide off, since they were grabbing the arched pole where it curved down to the feeder. It took three days for one squirrel to work out that he could jump and grab the feeder by the little bars that served as perches for the birds.
So my friend got creative: he sawed the perches off and attached a carabiner spring to one end of each one. The spring was strong enough for a bird to perch there bit not strong enough to hold a squirrel, so when a squirrel jumped and grabbed a perch bar it folded downward and the squirrel slid off. It took almost a week till a squirrel managed to jump from that branch and grab the flat top of the feeder container -- which left the feed itself just out of reach because the container was taller than the length of the squirrel's body.
But they kept trying, which scared the birds away. The final solution was installing an electric-powered squirt gun on the balcony rail that was aimed right at where an exploring squirrel's head would be and hooking it to a motion sensor that could tell when the feeder suddenly started swaying from a squirrel landing on it.
They were worried it might scare away some of the birds, but it took the birds less than a day to figure out that if they landed just right they could get a quick-spray bath and started coming in just right -- repeatedly.
IIRC it was a blue jay that figured out a game: he'd wait on the eaves for a squirrel to make the attempt, then swoop down and knock the squirrel off!
"It's time for Plan B."
"What's Plan B?"
"I don't know. Plan A always works."
"What's Plan B?"
"I don't know. Plan A always works."