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I actually watched in fascinated horror as that happened. The driver violated the "always have a driver in the vehicle on the ramp" rule by putting on the parking brake and getting out to go get a drink from the dockside shop -- and the parking brake slowly failed.
Of course if he'd been backing up as he should have even when waiting for a turn at the ramp it might not have been so bad.
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There's a place along the highway about an hour from here where there's a barn with a big opening on the second floor and they added the beginning of a bridge/ramp, then in a tree just down the hillside there's an old Toyota pickup sitting in the middle of the branches. Unless you look close it looks like someone drove the truck out of the barn and landed in the tree.
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A Colonel was about to start the morning briefing with his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 25-75% in favor of work . A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure , depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 25-75% in favor of work . A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure , depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
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Chappaquiddick Gardens?
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Anyone under my age probably has no idea why that is funny.
I remembered, but isn't that supposed to be the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard?
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It's not really an amusing story, though, is it?
Wasn't it a case of a rich (drunk) Kennedy commiting vehicular manslaughter without ever being charged or prosecuted? Maybe I'm remembering it wrong.
NotHardUp1
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The garden ornaments were a car appearing to go under just after a Bridge Out sign.
Ted Kennedy killed his passenger when he drove off a narrow bridge when he was allegedly intoxicated, and failed to go for help to make reasonable attempts to save his date.
The implication was not that the STORY was amusing, rather that the event would ever be depicted as a garden theme. The humor was in implying that anyone would create such a display to remind New Englanders of their favorite son's antics and crimes. It would be FAR funnier than some homage to a cracker sitcom from yore.
Similar absurdity over morbid topics is the basis for comedy in several successful TV shows and movies, especially The Munsters and The Addams Family.
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It's a sight gag. Work with me here.
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I live half a world away, have never been to America and was only an infant when this happened, yet I know the story and the people involved. I'm thankful I grew up in a period and place not polluted with irrelevant media rubbish, and had parents that taught me what was going on around the world.
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^^they're missing the scratch pad and pencil for taking notes 