What happens if a redhead tops you? You get gingerbred.
What do you call a stoner bottom? A pot hole
Why do gay men have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
What do you call a gay boxer? Fruit Punch
What do you call a gay milk man? Dairy Queen
What do gay horses eat?
Heyyyyyyyy
What do you call a gay snowman? A snow blower
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Duck Tails / Puddles ….
A duck walks into a bar
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.
A second duck walks into a bar, the bartender turned to the second duck "Hi, and what's your name?" He asks.
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
A third duck walks in.
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
The third duck replied "no, my name is puddles"
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