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My microwave oven has died. I looked at Wal-Mart and they didn't have much. The one I liked, well, they had just the display model and no more are coming. She said the Spring stuff should be here in a week or two. I'm cool. I brought in the old nuker from the out building. It's just 600 watts but it works fine. 25 years old and no damn clock. 15 minutes mechanical timer.

Anyway. Last night I had the idea that IF I were still working and IF I were sort of evil, I would clean the dead machine up and make it look new. Sneak it into the break room... because there's just one and some idiot always has something like a small Stouffer's lasagna which takes 25 minutes. You get 30 minutes for lunch.

Folks have been wanting another machine. There's room. It acts normal, the clock works, it makes the correct noises. It just doesn't heat.

With any luck at all, the idiot with the lasagna will use the "new" machine. She can stand to miss a meal.
 
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My mother in law started reading the book, “The Exorcist” and she felt it was such an evil demonic book that she drove to the ocean and thew it into the water.

So I bought a copy a few days later and ran it under the sink for a minute and sat it on her bed stand.
 
Kulindahr said:
My mother in law started reading the book, “The Exorcist” and she felt it was such an evil demonic book that she drove to the ocean and thew it into the water.

So I bought a copy a few days later and ran it under the sink for a minute and sat it on her bed stand.
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If you didn't add salt to the water, it won't make the grade.
 
belamyi said:
Wouldn't that make something more like 28+1/13 days? A leap day in a "normal year", not counting leap years, which would add one more day...
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The meme didn't address leap years. I'll have to speak with the meme and ask what its intent was.
 
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