The post something funny thread

[pornoboy]

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[NotHardUp1]

 

[NotHardUp1]

Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.

EXCELLENT groan-worthy puns!

 

[opinterph]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[smokeshadow]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[Alistair]

 

[cityboy-stl]

 

[The Loner]

 

[HoodedRat]

 

[Thad1527]

Mashups! Bright Light Bright Light does them well. Here's one of his latest:

 

[Kulindahr]

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There's one of those signs on the end of a driveway that comes off a state forest road. Apparently "Keep Out", "Private Property", and "Beware of Guard Dog" weren't doing the job (the last of those was found shredded at a place where people target shoot, about a mile away).

 

[Kulindahr]

 

[Kahaih]

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I'll bet his mother was relieved once she knew he wasn't bringing that smelly old tent near her vagina.


Anyway, if he's hell bent on playing the ancestors/invaders/human infestation game, he needs to shut the fuck up and go 'back' to Asia.

And, if he prefers to remain sickeningly ignorant, he shouldn't be so ridiculously cocky about it as if it's a wonderful thing to be. Just quietly stay dumb.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'll bet his mother was relieved once she knew he wasn't bringing that smelly old tent near her vagina.


Anyway, if he's hell bent on playing the ancestors/invaders/human infestation game, he needs to shut the fuck up and go 'back' to Asia.

And, if he prefers to remain sickeningly ignorant, he shouldn't be so ridiculously cocky about it as if it's a wonderful thing to be. Just quietly stay dumb.

I detect certain issues here...

 

[NotHardUp1]

 

[Araucaria]

If you recall, a group of scientifically minded skeptics turned their firepower on the Bermuda Triangle stories in the late 1980s and 1990s, that certain authors had been promoting for several decades. It turned out that most of the disappearances had reasonable explanations, and that the Bermuda Triangle story peddlers had a habit of leaving out crucial facts that would help the public understand the incidents being discussed. The skeptics finally forced the media to start looking at the Bermuda Triangle stories more critically, and the media lost interest. After all, they can't get people to watch television programs or read print media by saying, "there's nothing to see here, folks."