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The post something funny thread

Re: The post something funny thread.

Poozy1 said:
Good evening!

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
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I think I recall that the rest of that was something along the lines of:

Wife: I love you too, Dear. But, when he was kissing my neck he also whispered, into my ear, that he was actually sorry that I'd have to watch what he was going to do with You when he got back with the Vaseline. I hope that You can be strong, too, Babe! :gaysex:
 
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Kyanimal said:
I think I recall that the rest of that was something along the lines of:

Wife: I love you too, Dear. But, when he was kissing my neck he also whispered, into my ear, that he was actually sorry that I'd have to watch what he was going to do with You when he got back with the Vaseline. I hope that You can be strong, too, Babe! :gaysex:
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Yup that's it!
 
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Good morning guys
 

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Poozy1 said:
Good morning guys
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Good morning guys!
 

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A few more pics!
 

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Good morning guys
 

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And a few more pics
 

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I'm thinking about buying some new dinner ware. What do you think of this pattern?
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It's called "rimware" and is by Yager :-)
 
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^ Calls for something with lots of mushrooms and strong flavors.

This is fresh off Twitter - I wonder if it's a pic from the White House Correspondents' dinner?

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The White House ‏@WhiteHouse 17m

The Westeros Wing. #WHCD

Yes, Yes it IS from the White House Correspondents' Dinner
 
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