The Real World: Cancun!

[thewiz]

I've seen pictures of the DC cast on the web and from my first impressions of their photos alone, I can't see myself standing any of them. They all look every bit as dull and vapid as that shiteous Brooklyn cast. I doubt I'll be watching their season with as much wild enthusiasm as I'm watching the current Cancun group.

But the house they're going to be living in looks unbelievably spectacular. Best Real World digs I've seen ever.

It is a REALLY cool house...not sure what will happen to it after they are done with it. I know the one in Austin is a restaurant (eaten there). Usually they are so big they end up getting dismantled.

 

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

I'm not going to watch the rest of the season if Joey's not on. He made the show's entertainment, now its just going to suck even more now.

 

[bostonboy20]

so I don't know how to do multiple QUOTES to respond...but here goes

A) I didn't know Issac was in the BBUK house...I don't keep up with other editions of the show other then USA....but interesting...I'll have to check it out...haha

B)I still love Bronne no matter what y'all say about him!


C)Tonights episode was ridic....Jazmine is one crazy ass drunk chick....lol...she needs to get over Pat....and Jonna needs to break up with Matt if she's gonna continue this thing with Pat....Matt is a sweet guy...but I find Pat more attractive....but Pat seems kinda toolish.

D) Do we think Bronne is getting the boot next week? I wonder what he hits with the fire extinguisher.

E) I was bored yesterday and looking at Joey's twitter page...they all flew back to Cancun yesterday to tape "The Shit they Didn't Show" show. He and Emily flew together cause apparently she lives in Boston too. Saw I online stalked her and found out she worked at the Hooters near my school and the Lucky Brand Jeans at my mall lol.

F) I'm going to one of Joey's shows next month...YAY haha

 

[Anton98]

After watching tonite's episodes, I hated that fact that they ganged up on Jasmine for the late bullshit. Its call an alarm for a reason. I think that it was over the top to call yourself an alcoholic that quickly, i think there would have been earlier signs before the show. I thought it was funny when Jasmine snap back at Emilee because Emilee started a fight for no reason because she thinks she knows everything and she irks me.

I don't see why Jasmine crying over Pat, he seems like a douche.... a cute one. Anyway, he doesn't seem like a real man to tell a girl that he's not feeling her that way. He has to complain about it to Jonna and to Derek. Weak. I still think its shady for Jonna to flirt with someone when a "friend" had interest in that person and you have a boyfriend of your own.

 

[Ohiospeedo]

Re: Potential Spoilers!

I've found myself really enjoying this season. So far Ayiiia seems like a nasty bitch and Joey is an obnoxious douchebag. Bronne seems like a sweet guy and has a great easy going attitude. CJ/Jonna storyline has been played out a million times on the RW so Id rather just ignore the both of them. Emilee is a stuck up bitch and Derek and Jasmine are both bitchy but likeable.

Here comes the spolers!!!



So prior to this season I was checking out guytv blog and I read the rumors they had going for this season. It was intially reported that there were 2 gay men in the house, but lo and behold when the cast was announced there was only 1 gay guy in the group. But apparently something happens coming up that results in one of the guys leaving. My intial guess was Joey got physical and punched that twat Ayiiia but now I dont think thats what happened. I believe he gets fired from his job which results in him having to leave RW. Apparently he is replaced by this guy, who may be the second gay roommate reported.

Where's Joey?

Maybe Pat will be part of the house after all.

 

[Aratron]

Yeah Jas made a complete jackdonkey fool out of herself. And Pat's not even all that hot and he didn't break her off with any sex! If you're going to go that batshit insane over a guy, make sure one of those areas of criteria are fulfilled.

Just because those areas aren't fulfilled to you it doesn't mean they aren't to her

 

[Bidude117]

I think it's time for Derek to go after Pat now.

That would be hilarious!! At least this time he may actually have sex with someone.

 

[Homothug]

^^^Joey was the life of the party of that house so ofcorse they miss him

I would too and they about to kick bronne off damn I feel sorry for CJ at leat he has Derek though

 

[aijalon18]

Bronne looked like a complete dumbass wearing that bandanna on his face during the meeting. So, Joey's gone...big deal.

I know how stupid was that. We're showing support for Joey. That's not gonna bring his dumb ass back. How old are these idiots?

Like I said, Jonna has a WHOLE FUCKING BOYFRIEND at home. wtf is this deal with Pat? She loves attention....and I DO believe it makes her even more hot for Pat because Jasmine likes him. I would pay someone just to slap her just once.

Absolutely. If Jasmine didnt like Pat her nasty ass wouldnt be interested in him at all. Jonna looks so tore up through out the episode. She just needs to stick to that one good weave/wig she has. When she doesnt have it in she looks like a third world street child.

I should fuck Matt and see how she feels about that.

Go for it. I think he's not cute though. He's kinda dumpy and plain. Plus I cant shake the feeling that Derek and Matt have had an encounter already anyways.

 

[aijalon18]

And both Pat and Jonna are a couple of shady, lying pieces of shit so in the greater scheme of things, they really deserve each other. You know if you have to talk about how psycho and messed up Jasmine is to everyone else but her, that says more about your character and personality than it does hers.

OMG I wanted to punch Pat when he said Jonna was "not retarded" like Jasmine. They're both bitches. Jonna is such a treacherous bitch for getting all excited by Jasmine storming off because she was with Pat. She's terrible and rotted.

^Jonna's such a callous heartless cunt, in all honesty I don't think it would faze her much if you fucked Matt.

I think she would stay with him and torture him until he was suicidal, knowing her nasty ass cheated too. How is she gonna take her top off in the bathroom

I would have loved to watch an entire episode of just Ayiiiiiiiiiiiia gloating about Joey's send-off. She deserved to come out victorious in that one and state it loud and proud.

That would have been awesome. And fuck the roommates for complaining about her being happy. If Ayiia was sent home Joey would have a party were he painted fake blood on his wrists as her send off and prolly woulda spit in her suitcase. he would be awful to her and they know. Fuck them!

 

[aijalon18]

We should do something Hunteo and Moe. I think we're brilliant, observant, and hilarious. The pop-up is good. Coral was always hysterical on those.

I think Jonna would be down with an MMF 3some over a FFM because you know she couldnt handle another female stealing her shine.

 

[954dude]

^^ I agree with you. Love Coral and yeah, Jonna wants all the attention.

 

[aijalon18]

Could Jonna have been a more callous bitch about letting Matt go? I dont feel too bad for him. he knew she was no good and tried to wife that bitch anyway.

I dont like meathead Bronne but how pathetic was he? Living at that fleebag motel and making friends with that diseased homeless dog. I would just went my ass home. he looks so lame going to the hotel as a visitor.

Pat and Jonna are such a rotten twosome. i still think Pat is kinda sexy. But a total douche.

His cousin is gayer than a 3 dollar bill.Jasmine is an idiot for fucking him. But I'm sure she thinks he's straight because he was the sex was good. That's what girls dont realize. Lots of closeted guys are good at pleasing women. They have something to prove. A lot of straight guys are terrible because they just wanna get theirs.

 

[jimbo1]

^^ thank you...Jonna is a fucking disgrace. She'd be an alright girl too otherwise, but her douchebaggery is way too much to handle. I understand her saying Pat and her are "friends" so if they wanna hang out they can, but she knows Pat was into her and not Jas. She knew their little "dates" were not them as friends either. The person I feel worst for though is Matt, b/c people are looking at him like you're a total bitch for not breaking up with her yourself. BTW Matt, if your other half cuddles, kisses, and strips in front of other guys then you're not in a relationship, you're in a ho-ocracy just sayin

 

[londonguy839]

Just watched next week on the Real World-


*SPOLIER!!!*





Jonna, Pat and Ayiiia have a threesome!!! This is going to be one sexy episode!

 

[jimbo1]

sexy????? *looks up definition of sexy as he types*

I'm sorry, but the three of their personalities just uglify them. Pat was ugly from the beginning and Jonna wasn't all of the that IMO...Ayiiia was pretty good tho until she became the damn poltergeist.

 

[aijalon18]

Yea that threesome seems so gross. Obviously I prefer an mmf threesome if you must have 3 people in a bed but I can sometimes get down with the ffm. But with these 3, it make me wanna barf. Plus the whole straight girl "look how how sexy I am, I'm bisexual" is so fuckin tired. That shit got played out after Miami.

Hunteo what in the hell is wrong with Jasmine? I dont wanna stereotype but I surprised at this passive aggressive bullshit from the black girl in the house. She needs to curse Jonna out completely.

No one has comments about JR? What the fuck kinda name is JR anyway? "Hey guys I just got fucked by some dude named JR." Fail

 

[jimbo1]

I actually really believe Jas likes JR, but i'm almost positive he's gay or somewhat of the fashion. I really don't like to speculate, but it's just something about him, but my gaydar is really bad too so idk

 

[Anton98]

I actually really believe Jas likes JR, but i'm almost positive he's gay or somewhat of the fashion. I really don't like to speculate, but it's just something about him, but my gaydar is really bad too so idk

As soon as I heard JR speak, I thought this guy is so gay. I felt bad for Jasmine, I guess she was happy someone was feeling her, she had her blinders on. I was like Ewww when she had sex with him. Derek's reaction to them playing around was hilarious. I'm over the whole Jonna and Matt situation, she was picking a fight with him so she can break up and feel guilt-free to jump Pat's bones. It would still have been good to see Jasmine kick Jonna's ass though.