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The return of

It's still floating down there :(







































but... :cool:












































It broke up in two!! (!) (!) :mrgreen:
 
belamo said:
It's still floating down there :(







































but... :cool:












































It broke up in two!! (!) (!) :mrgreen:
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It seems obvious that you live alone as would someone leave a floating turd in the toilet for someone else to see?

Just wrap it in a bundle of toilet paper and flush, it will disappear.

This must win the prize for "disgusting thread of the month".
 
dpnice said:
Just wrap it in a bundle of toilet paper and flush, it will disappear.
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Nope. No use. This one even less than the rest.

Apart from that, I know you are used to menial work such as wrapping up shit from your masters, but it is not yet the time of the week in which I put my hands inside a pooping place, and never for something like that. Heck, it is so hard it doesn't even smell... I would wonder if I had started shitting marble, had I not turded this morning as any other average bastard would do: like myself until yesterday afternoon.

One half went already down, while the other one is still resisting like an average-size meatball fallen, floating in the kids' toy bucket.
Its minutes are numbered already mwhahahahaha--......haaa!

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dpnice said:
This must win the prize for "disgusting thread of the month".
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Oh, you did type "disgusting", not some ironical "distinguished".
 
cityboy-stl said:
I am surprised you didn't post a picture.
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Since when do I post pics I took myself of anything, even as extraordinary as an unsinkable turd.

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frankfrank said:
The turd has been around long enough that you could give it a name.

Molly, perhaps?

The Unsinkable Molly BROWN???
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It's cute how you try to hide your discomfort under a bad joke but, please, take into account others are suffering the consequences too, and you are only adding to the general prissy-pee disgust :cool: :mrgreen:
 
(!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!)


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It took almost 24 fucking hours!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :cool:




I didn't follow much of the series, only some episodes at the beginning, and because my mom became so hooked on the show... but I remember liking Nina, and yes, I know how they finished her off, but I know it's only one of those fantasies that screenwriters, pushed by producers, pushed by public prejudices, allow themselves to become a staged reality to soothe their itches and clean out their wet dreams...

 
"The Unsinkable Molly BROWN???"

"a bad joke"

Anything starring debbie reynolds is a bad joke.
 
It's back.
Although this time rather... smolderingly... eroding one bit at a flush.
 
belamo said:
the unsinkable turd: flushed five times (at least that I remember) and still won't go away.


Although I confess the last time I was hoping it remained, so that I could, legitimately and in all conscience, allow myself to post this thread :mrgreen: :rolleyes: :cool:
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Jeez... Telstra's infected all of you. You're all starting to post like him. :eek:
 
borg69unimatrix said:
Jeez... Telstra's infected all of you. You're all starting to post like him. :eek:
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You are maybe too young to remember my former incarnation/avatar..: if you did, you wouldn't have been so ready to assume the reverse conclusion :cool: :mrgreen:
So what would be your itch, that Tel was better than you at assimilation..?
 
belamo said:
You are maybe too young to remember my former incarnation/avatar..: if you did, you wouldn't have been so ready to assume the reverse conclusion :cool: :mrgreen:
So what would be your itch, that Tel was better than you at assimilation..?
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I guess I didn't know you're previous JUB incarnation. I'm not worried about Telstra being more efficient then I am... I'm worried about JUB sinking further in the depths of ... well... the sewer.
 
The trick is to squeeze out about 1/3 of the turd, then reach down and snap it off. Repeat two more times or so and flush.
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I guess I didn't know you're previous JUB incarnation. I'm not worried about Telstra being more efficient then I am... I'm worried about JUB sinking further in the depths of ... well... the sewer.
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You mean falling out fromthe other side of the JUBball: JUB is in free spacefall ever since... it has been so for like ten years now.

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Daximus said:
The trick is to squeeze out about 1/3 of the turd, then reach down and snap it off. Repeat two more times or so and flush.
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Do you have a video of that :mrgreen:
 
Godfuckdammit.



One month later, what is this, am I on the turd or what?
 
take it out for dinner tonight, it apparently doesn't want to leave you....
 
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