The Royal Court has issued a memorandum on Belamo

[fabulouslyghetto]

Her highness (me) has determined that Belly is getting too much attention and it's distracting people from paying attention to me.

This graph shows a steep decline in people paying attention to me, and it's only getting worse.

So I do hereby officially decree that at least once a day each member must post inquiring about Fab "Hey anybody seen Fab posting today?" or wondering what I'm up to "I wonder what Fab's wearing today. I bet she looks AH-MAY-ZING!"

Will also accept flirtation or compliments, expressions of fear or doubt are intolerable and will be dealt with swiftly and harshly. As JUB's official Oligarchess, I hope you guys understand that if I decide to step down from the throne it'll be because you don't deserve my grace anymore. I have been so good to you all, ruling in fairness and fabulousness and hotness and this is how you repay me? I ought to leave the throne and appoint Bells as your new queen, that'll teach you to appreciate a good thing before it's gone!

The floor is now open for anyone who wants to praise me or ask about my summer plans.

 

[Peloso]

That was like reading a passage from the Old Testament.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That was like reading a passage from the Old Testament.

So what you're saying is I'm a brilliant gifted writer and my posts are tantamount to holy text? 10 shillings for you!

Take notes people, this is what praise and worship looks like.

 

[Peloso]

So what you're saying is I'm a brilliant gifted writer and my posts are tantamount to holy text? 10 shillings for you!

No, I'm saying it makes you sound like a cruel, insecure, vengeful god.

So what are you doing this summer? Besides masturbating to Tesla advertisements I mean?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No, I'm saying it makes you sound like a cruel, insecure, vengeful god.

So what are you doing this summer? Besides masturbating to Tesla advertisements I mean?

Oh you know me, just being popular, casually ruling over all others, I've been hearing rumors that you all are actually putting together a praise/worship team so you can exalt my name and sing of my magnificence on command. (Obviously that will be an on-call 24/7 service).

 

[nycguydowntown]

suddenly I'm losing my religion. Satan is pushing me back into Belamo's arms.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

suddenly I'm losing my religion. Satan is pushing me back into Belamo's arms.

If Belamo is so great maybe we should put this up to a vote. Do you wanna be governed by a beautiful nubian goddess warrior or a trick? Yeah, I think an election might solve all this confusion, just be careful what you ask for.....

 

[Alistair]

The quieter the belamo the better the belamo.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The quieter the belamo the better the belamo.

Exactly. If you were all busy kneeling at my feet you wouldn't have time to entertain her shenanigans. Is this what a feels like when a Kween loses her Kweendom?

 

[Peloso]

Perhaps you and belamo can work this hierarchy thing out in a kiddie pool filled with jello? I'd watch that, but only through my fingers.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Perhaps you and belamo can work this hierarchy thing out in a kiddie pool filled with jello? I'd watch that, but only through my fingers.

Keep it in your pants, loyal subject. The royal bussy and royal meat are reserved for King Alistair.

If you want orgies going on in the royal castle then like I said, vote Belly onto the throne

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Electroshock therapy will put Belamo in his place.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Electroshock therapy will put Belamo in his place.

That's just foreplay for him. All you're gonna do is give him a boner.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

That's just foreplay for him. All you're gonna do is give him a boner.

Betcha there's a GIF for that too!