The season finale of Real Housewives of JUB

[fabulouslyghetto]

Everyone knows I have been the chocolate light in Harkie Boo's life for years, but it has come to my attention that Alistair is a whole snack so I'm wondering. Do I stay in my loveless marriage or venture towards a new horizon, one where Alistair's penis head punches my tonsils?

Matters of the heart are delicate so I'm not sure what to do. I don't want to make Harkie's world crumble all around him til he's nothing but an empty gray shell of a lovelost fool, but Alistair could give me a new storyline for the next season. What's a girl supposed to do? Do I follow my heart or my hole? My heart is for Harkie Boo but I kinda wanna give Alistair some booty butt.

 

[Alistair]

Oh, that got awkward.

 

[Peloso]

Again with the white boys.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Again with the white boys.

Say one more word about my vanilla king.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, that got awkward.

it doesn't have to be. has anybody ever told you i can suck peanut butter through a straw? #harkieWHO

 

[KaraBulut]

This thread would be much better in the "Show Yourself Off" forum.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This thread would be much better in the "Show Yourself Off" forum.

I'm much too humble to show off. Isnt that why you all elected me kween of the phorums? In my infinite grace I allow the light to shine on all of us even though I'm the most fabulous.

 

[Alistair]

it doesn't have to be. has anybody ever told you i can suck peanut butter through a straw? #harkieWHO

I think you deserve to have your ass eaten until your legs are like jello

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Everyone knows I have been the chocolate light in Harkie Boo's life for years, but it has come to my attention that Alistair is a whole snack so I'm wondering. Do I stay in my loveless marriage or venture towards a new horizon, one where Alistair's penis head punches my tonsils?

Matters of the heart are delicate so I'm not sure what to do. I don't want to make Harkie's world crumble all around him til he's nothing but an empty gray shell of a lovelost fool, but Alistair could give me a new storyline for the next season. What's a girl supposed to do? Do I follow my heart or my hole? My heart is for Harkie Boo but I kinda wanna give Alistair some booty butt.

Last weekend my boyfriend and I were with a guy from Cameroon and a guy that looked like a younger Samuel L. Jackson on drugs (likely because he was on drugs), in the sauna in Brussels.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Last weekend my boyfriend and I were with a guy from Cameroon and a guy that looked like a younger Samuel L. Jackson on drugs (likely because he was on drugs), in the sauna in Brussels.

Did you run into Belly at the sauna? I know sometimes his tricks like to travel abroad.