The Snappy Comeback Thread -- for Lurkers!

[RationalLunacy]

OK.....so I've had a couple of people send me messages privately telling me that I should stay off threads started by newbies and/or lurkers because they may not understand my brand of humor and I might scare them off.

Even though I genuinely doubt I've ever frightened anyone away, I have created this thread specifically for lurkers and newbies so you can ask me anything, get to know me, throw your own sarcasm at me -- whatever, so you will know that I really am a pussycat.

So come on, get out of the shadows and post away......anything!

Ready....set.....go!

 

[gabriel1]

You frighten people away? NO WAY!
You are the most sane one here...

Oh BTW - My Rational Lunacy Telcomm - wireless service is STILL dropping calls... What do I do?

 

[Scrub]

You frigthen people

I can't believe that

 

[RationalLunacy]

Oh BTW - My Rational Lunacy Telcomm - wireless service is STILL dropping calls... What do I do?

Pick them up.

[snappy comeback thread]

 

[RationalLunacy]

You frigthen people

I can't believe that

Nor can I.

 

[kevbo]

it's not your comments

it was your old avatar(s)

 

[RandomAccess]

If we see newbies in the threads, should we type more softly? Or, just be careful not to SHOUT and frighten them? Your advice, oh-wise RL?

 

[gmoney]

You mean raking leaves for blowjobs has them scared?

 

[sixthson]

Dear JUB Moderators,

It would appear that someone left the door to Fun and Games open again and Rational Lunacy escaped and is causing havoc in Hot Topics. He is preying on lurkers, newbies and those generally unfamiliar with his vicious bite. Could you please round him up and put him back in his place where we can view him from a safe distance?
His spitting and snapping at us and threatening us with his rake is of no concern when he is behind bars, but if
he is allowed to roam free, we shall have to lock up the women and children.

Thanking you in advance.

Sixthson

 

[gsdx]

Oh BTW - My Rational Lunacy Telcomm - wireless service is STILL dropping calls... What do I do?

You're probably using the old technology:

Might I suggest upgrading to the newer technology at no additional charge?**

** The newer technology doesn't cost you any more than the older technology. It just costs you quadruple the cost to actually use it.

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[drrimmm]

I am not really a newb - but i don't post that often so I guess I meet the criteria. lol

I would be more afraid if you didn't answer everything with a snappy comeback.

 

[ajax27]

I always take what you say as funny, and think most people do too. Sometimes I laugh at your responses long after I have shut the computer off. Don't hold back. Keep your comments coming!

 

[Circe Infuria]

Even your herd of gnus are scared of you.....they keep jumping the fence and coming into my yard to escape you!

Be kind to them or I'll sic PETA on you!

 

[gabriel1]

You're probably using the old technology:

Might I suggest upgrading to the newer technology at no additional charge?**

** The newer technology doesn't cost you any more than the older technology. It just costs you quadruple the cost to actually use it.

.

WELL D'OH!

 

[Sausy]

Not a lurker by any means,but so what!RL,what would be the first thing you can think of when you hear the terms,"Jersey fresh"?

 

[looseliam]

Let's watch the lunatic twitch:

 

[NightDancer]

RL scary, never, never, never

 

[RationalLunacy]

Dear JUB Moderators,

It would appear that someone left the door to Fun and Games open again and Rational Lunacy escaped and is causing havoc in Hot Topics. He is preying on lurkers, newbies and those generally unfamiliar with his vicious bite. Could you please round him up and put him back in his place where we can view him from a safe distance?
His spitting and snapping at us and threatening us with his rake is of no concern when he is behind bars, but if
he is allowed to roam free, we shall have to lock up the women and children.

Thanking you in advance.

Sixthson

.........

 

[RationalLunacy]

i think the main problem is younger people seem to have a more limited vocabulary these days and are therefore less able to interpret something as it was meant

I think I love you!

 

[RationalLunacy]

I am not really a newb - but i don't post that often so I guess I meet the criteria. lol

I would be more afraid if you didn't answer everything with a snappy comeback.

So, then, you're terrified of milquetoast?