The Snappy Comeback Thread -- for Lurkers!

[RationalLunacy]

I always take what you say as funny, and think most people do too. Sometimes I laugh at your responses long after I have shut the computer off. Don't hold back. Keep your comments coming!

But if you shut your computer off, how will I know you're still laughing?

 

[Pushover]

Has anyone here actually read Al Jaffe's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" book?

I don't think they're grasping the concept, RL.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Even your herd of gnus are scared of you.....they keep jumping the fence and coming into my yard to escape you!
Be kind to them or I'll sic PETA on you!

PETA already gnu about the wildebeest jumping ship.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Not a lurker by any means,but so what!RL,what would be the first thing you can think of when you hear the terms,"Jersey fresh"?

Marshmallow peeps!!!!

 

[RationalLunacy]

Let's watch the lunatic twitch:

Twitch my ass......you just gave me a grand mal seizure!

 

[RationalLunacy]

RL scary, never, never, never

Are you being sarcastic?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Has anyone here actually read Al Jaffe's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" book?

I don't think they're grasping the concept, RL.

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever read it, but I helped Al write it!

 

[RationalLunacy]

Amen, brother!!

 

[pausanias_usa]

I was always afraid to ask about the availability of 20-something Amish boys.

But only if it was directly to them!

You, I would ask, if only because you are obviously a rake.

 

[Circe Infuria]

PETA already gnu about the wildebeest jumping ship.

**groans**

Wait, you live on a ship?

 

[Circe Infuria]

finally, RL has his own thread
(ducks and runs out)

.....and it will be moved to Fun and Games in a few hours, much to RL's amusement.

 

[RationalLunacy]

.....and it will be moved to Fun and Games in a few hours, much to RL's amusement.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I was always afraid to ask about the availability of 20-something Amish boys.

But only if it was directly to them!

You, I would ask, if only because you are obviously a rake.

Rake? Is that an Amish word meaning "pimp"?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Wait, you live on a ship?

I did.

 

[RationalLunacy]

finally, RL has his own thread
(ducks and runs out)

Finally, centraltyler admits he's a lurker
(ducks and runs out)

 

[Joe King Jay]

Maybe if you gave everyone a Marshmallow Peep upon entering this thread, the world would be a much happier place. Plus it would draw all the Lurkers out of their caves. I mean who can resist one of this nice light fluffy marshmallow filled gems!

What's not to love here people? Look at this face! Does this look like the face of a predator?

 

[RationalLunacy]

^^^ Right you are!! Free Peeps for all lurkers!!!

 

[Joe King Jay]

^^^ Right you are!! Free Peeps for all lurkers!!!

I'm not really a luker anymore so would I still be able to have a Peep too?

 

[RationalLunacy]

I'm not really a luker anymore so would I still be able to have a Peep too?

No, but you can have a ride in the Peepmobile:

 

[Joe King Jay]

(*U*)

came early this year!!!!

There you have it people! Here's proof that RL does not discriminate between Newbies, Lurkers, Old timers or anything in between.

Peace out, I'm going for a ride in the Peepmobile now !!!!!