
Where
does he get those wonderful adult toys? I'd like to sink my
A FUX NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Part I of Timeout
Oedipus Rex written by the Greek playwright
Sophocles
The title is known in its Latin form, and means
Oedipus The King.
Basically in a nutshell, Oed kills his father and marries his mother without realizing what he had done, even though it was foretold by an oracle when he was an infant. His father sent the infant Oedipus to the woods to be killed but the slave let him live without telling Oed's father the baby was far far away and therefore couldn't possibly fulfill the prophecy and kill his dad (the King) and marry his mom (the Queen).
Well, Oeddie grows up to be a fine young lad far far away. Then one fine day he is riding along and comes across the King and Queen's carriage (not knowing it's his real ma and pa) and gets into... I'll not ruin it for you haha!
It's regarded by many as the Greek tragedy
par excellence, and it really is a masterpiece. Oedipus Rex is a fine read indeed, but a must see if you ever get the opportunity to catch a production. You'll thank me.
Part II Of Timeout
and
Alice Cooper is a pseudonym used by
Vincent Damon Furnier, a preacher's son

Furnier chose Alice Cooper as the band's name and adopted the stage name as his own.
Early press releases claimed that the name was agreed upon after a session with a Ouija board, during which it was revealed that young Vincent was the reincarnation of a 17th century witch named Alice Cooper.

the hair just stood up on my neck!
I hope this has been informative, but I suppose I should get back to my itinerary. Deadlines and commitments; what to leave in--what to leave out.
we now return you to your regularly scheduled programing already in progress
QUICK
Robin! To the
Spamobile!
duda duda duda duda
SPAMAN!
Spaman has all those wonderful adult toys!

meanwhile back in Gotham City...