the spiders are barking !!!!

[Circe Infuria]

ive been abstinate for so long now i think i may qualify as a reconditioned virgin

**sighs**

Me too.

 

[Centexfarmer]

what do you think it means?

I voted for the three categories that suggest you need a bottle of this:

 

[Circe Infuria]

roses i tell ya

they smell like roses

that have been shat upon, of course

 

[GL]

nopers

ive been abstinate for so long now i think i may qualify as a reconditioned virgin

you and me both!

in fact, i've begun to answer to 'mary.'

 

[Andreus]

i was hoping the would just pass without having to take beano

oh wait

i guess they kind of are passing

 

[chatolandia]

I just farted...

just so you know, all this cleaning is leaving me tired and gassy

BTW Centex, love your siggy!!!

(Circe, I knew you had a weak wrist! )
You are probably asleep, as should I be, well when I'm done farting....

 

[Circe Infuria]

I just farted...

just so you know, all this cleaning is leaving me tired and gassy

BTW Centex, love your siggy!!!

(Circe, I knew you had a weak wrist! )
You are probably asleep, as should I be, well when I'm done farting....

Why do you say I have a weak wrist? Do you not see the pain on centex's face?

He was walking funny for the rest of the night.

Gassy p**ssies are just....ugh.

 

[chatolandia]

Honey, I'll believe when I see it, or feel it

So you're still up?

 

[Circe Infuria]

Honey, I'll believe when I see it, or feel it

So you're still up?

Let me know when you head down to Louisiana.....I'll make sure you feel it alright!

Am I still up? For what? A whipping? Suuuuuuuuuure!

 

[GL]

[SIZE=-1]Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?[/SIZE]

That Mary?

yes. yes!

that very one.

*hides in shame as catholic guilt foments

 

[chatolandia]

[SIZE=-1]Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?[/SIZE]

That Mary?

We were talking about that at lunch!

at Maria's Mexican Restaurant....


Wait! I know why I am so gassy!

It's the enchiladas, that's it!

 

[star-warrior]

yupp

thats me and mitri tonight

he is NOT amused

You look good in a dress, Dreu.


****runs away as quick as my fat little legs can carry me****

 

[theFallenGod]

So we retired the poop threads and have begun the fart threads????

What is this place coming to????

 

[Kulindahr]

If spiders really are barking, I'd say we have evolution happening!

 

[neruda]

So the farts are noisy also?

 

[neruda]

Well I like em loud

 

[Andreus]

So we retired the poop threads and have begun the fart threads????

What is this place coming to????

let me tell ya mister

my fart threads were around LONG before those tacky poop threads ever came into existence

and i only start one for a very specific reason

when i have bad gas

 

[Shepherd 2]

I hope this is not the side effect
of any treatments you are getting,
but then it would be natural.
Are you taking care of you?
You had that great burst of eneregy about
a week ago, when you had what seemed
like a dozen threads going at once.
Love you man.
Shep+

 

[Andreus]

my energy is very erratic at this point

but overall i am getting better

 

[GL]

We were talking about that at lunch!

at Maria's Mexican Restaurant....


Wait! I know why I am so gassy!

It's the enchiladas, that's it!

i'm sure that was part of your problem, but let us not discount your ingestion of refried beans!

beans, beans the magical fruit. the more you eat, the more you toot!

My dog has run away from her own farts on more than one occasion with a "What the fuck was that?!?" look on her face.

my beloved dog (god bless 'em) peter would drop the most horrendous fart bombs! whenever the did he would snort and shake his head and walk out of the room like "uhm, yeah."