One day I ran into him in the apartment entrance
He invited me to a guest house at his house. My heart began to beat rapidly and my emotions ran high
We sat and drank beer and then he started looking at me with charm
Then the doorbell rang
If our neighbor was a priest, he would ask Lenny for permission to temporarily occupy the parking space
Lenny agreed and invited him to entertain him
So he is a beautiful divine angel
He sat with us and was very nice
Ronald said it is rare for a priest to be as beautiful as you
The priest laughed and said thank you
Are you guys related? They said no
He said, “Good, I would like to advise you not to commit sins and adultery before your marriage. The engagement must be quick so that Satan does not tempt you and commit sins and sexual intercourse before marriage.”
We asked him about gay marriage
The priest said it is sacred and the marital home
Homosexual sex before marriage is forbidden
As for what comes after it, it is permissible and blessed
Ronald said I'm not religious but I'll be religious for you (flirting)
He informs them that marriage, and the comforts and satisfactions of that state, are by divine wisdom prescribed for preventing fornication (v. 2), Porneias—Fornications, all sorts of lawless lust. To avoid these, Let every man, says he, have his own wife, and every woman her own husband; that is, marry, and confine themselves to their own mates. And, when they are married, let each render the other due benevolence (v. 3), consider the disposition and exigency of each other, and render conjugal duty, which is owing to each other. For, as the apostle argues (v. 4), in the married state neither person has power over his own body, but has delivered it into the power of the other, the wife hers into the power of the husband, the husband his into the power of the wife. Note, Polygamy, or the marriage of more persons than one, as well as adultery, must be a breach of marriage-covenants, and a violation of the partner's rights. And therefore they should not defraud one another of the use of their bodies, nor any other of the comforts of the conjugal state, appointed of God for keeping the vessel in sanctification and honour, and preventing the lusts of uncleanness, except it be with mutual consent (v. 5) and for a time only, while they employ themselves in some extraordinary duties of religion, or give themselves to fasting and prayer. Note, Seasons of deep humiliation require abstinence from lawful pleasures. But this separation between husband and wife must not be for a continuance, lest they expose themselves to Satan's temptations, by reason of their incontinence, or inability to contain. Note, Persons expose themselves to great danger by attempting to perform what is above their strength, and at the same time not bound upon them by any law of God. If they abstain from lawful enjoyments, they may be ensnared into unlawful ones. The remedies God hath provided against sinful inclinations are certainly best.
Lenny said, Father, you know that homosexuals are the most lustful people and have the most sexual intercourse due to the strength of their desires
The priest replied that the solution is marriage Bigamy
They said you are serious, father
Bigamy is a Cure for Cheating
Polyamorous Relationships Involve Three People All the Time
Any number of people can be involved in a polyamorous relationship. The specific relationship between the parties involved – and how it is handled – can be sexual, friendly, or romantic in nature. It all depends on their wants, needs, etc. The important thing is that they are all in agreement where multiple (albeit devoted and dedicated) partners is concerned.
Then he suggested that I marry all three of them
It will be a sacred marriage. We collect all three of our sperm in a cup and drink it together
