The sum of all things small

[looseliam]

Have you ever tried to total up some of the small inconsequential things we do?

For instance:

I've figured I've masturbated for 24 days of my life so far (approx. 7,000 times), and could fill a 55 gallon drum.
I estimate I've smoked over 120,000 cigarettes.
I've seen over 200 full moons.
I've driven the same stretch of road to work 3800 times.

And so on.

I'm at work and bored...

 

[sherman]

Have you ever tried to total up some of the small inconsequential things we do?

For instance:

I've figured I've masturbated for 24 days of my life so far (approx. 7,000 times), and could fill a 55 gallon drum.
I estimate I've smoked over 120,000 cigarettes.
I've seen over 200 full moons.
I've driven the same stretch of road to work 3800 times.

And so on.

I'm at work and bored...

My kind of guy its all about the numbers

 

[looseliam]

24 days?thats a lot of days to horny

Yup. Now if I could just have it all at once...

My kind of guy its all about the numbers

Everything can be quantified. I love it.

I've been called a SLUT at least 3 times today....

Slut.

 

[Croynan]

Have you ever tried to total up some of the small inconsequential things we do?

For instance:

I've figured I've masturbated for 24 days of my life so far (approx. 7,000 times), and could fill a 55 gallon drum.
I estimate I've smoked over 120,000 cigarettes.
I've seen over 200 full moons.
I've driven the same stretch of road to work 3800 times.

And so on.

I'm at work and bored...

This could possibly limit the number of future days you will have to masterbate - maybe it is worth quitting?

just a small thought from a small village idiot.

 

[looseliam]

I only smoke when I'm at the bar, which is often, but don't smoke at work or during the day.

Baby steps...

 

[Croynan]

I only smoke when I'm at the bar, which is often, but don't smoke at work or during the day.

Baby steps...

How about a non-smoking bar - what about that?

a samller thought from a smaller village idiot.

 

[looseliam]

Argh. It will be happening soon. Crooked County's (Cook County for you out-of-towners) county-wide smoking ban goes into effect next year. So they all will be non-smoking. But hopefully I'll be done before then!

 

[Croynan]

Argh. It will be happening soon. Crooked County's (Cook County for you out-of-towners) county-wide smoking ban goes into effect next year. So they all will be non-smoking. But hopefully I'll be done before then!

In that case, keep up the good work.

another local village idiot, the other one went for a smoke

 

[looseliam]

There ARE other oral fixations than smoking. You DO know that. Right?
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Hmm. Although I agree, I doubt to what you are referring would be socially acceptable in most places.
Plus I haven't a fixation. I don't need something in my mouth; I enjoy it!

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And sometimes, I have been known to be just one big sac of sperm...<snip>

 

[sissyboy]

Based on your logic, I've spent about 6 months of my life baking cookies. I'm not really sure whether to consider it time wasted or not...