The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    To register, turn off your VPN; you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

The Surly Bonds

Don, yes, I really do like looking for the hidden messages (even if they are not there :-)) - I don't really care if I am right or wrong, just trying to figure it out is part of the fun for me. And thank you for the update, I hope Seth's preparation stuff for graduate school is going smoothly and for the best.

I have convinced myself that there are no coincidences in the world and characters that Seth has so vividly created - so yea, I have a bit of an OCD:help:.

For instance, look at Chapters 4, 8, and 15 - all of those numbers are included in the Lost numbers.

Chapter 4 is really all about James, through Way's point of view. James who becomes his roommate, best friend, confidant, protector/guardian angel and possible love interest of Locke and maybe even Way.

Chapter 8 introduces James' younger brother Timothy - who, I am guessing, will show up again and probably in a much bigger way than a simple phone call. There are a lot of loaded exchanges too between Locke and Way, Guy and Cam, and Guy and Locke.

Chapter 15 is the first chapter where things are occurring in different times, Locke's past and Way's present. Also the first time (I think) that 235 and 342 appear together in the same chapter.

Looking forward to chapters 16, 23 and 42!;)

Sorry for going AWOL on you all, but I'm afraid 'real' life (whatever that means) has gotten the best of me! I'll have you know that I just finished the next chapter's editing process and its ready for the eyes of my all knowing copy editor! It'll get posted soon - maybe posting two chapters at once; depends on how much I decide to put off apartment hunting. ;)
 
Chapter 16
The Apalansett Daily

Locke woke up. The side of her neck felt cramped. As she reached up to adjust the pillow beneath her head, her hand closed around a warm length of flesh. She opener her eyes and turner her head slightly. A mop of short brown hair sloped across the forehead of a silently sleeping face. His eyes closed, Locke took a moment to study his features. Large, almond shaped eyes hid behind their lids, locked away behind a cage of lashes. His nose was small; like a button. She sat up slowly, her breasts swaying with her body’s movement. She didn’t know where her bra was.

She looked at the boy. Casey L’Enfant from New Orleans. They had Chemistry together. He looked so peaceful lying next to her; his body seemingly frozen against the continuous onslaught of time. His chest rose and fell as though it would never stop. Locke reached her hand out, her fingers stopping just centimeters from touching the baby soft down of his stomach. She tilted her head trying to understand the living being next to her. He was alive and so was she. Locke was in awe.

------------------​

“Check that out!” James said throwing the paper on the table. “44-16 on Duke! That's what I’m talking about Jayhawks!”

“Jayhawks,” Cameron asked.

“Yeah,” James said putting down his toast. “Pretty much the most bad ass bird you’re ever going to see. Check it out,” he said as he reached to pull up the waistband of his blue KU boxers.

“Looks positively voracious,” Cameron said, raising his eyebrows at Waylon.

Waylon snickered. “Didn’t your mom ever teach you to not show off your underwear at breakfast?”

“Whatever, didn’t your moms teach you guys not to be all in love with each other at every moment of the day?”

Sunday morning brunch had become a quick tradition for Waylon and Cameron, James as he usually invited himself. They would alternate between eating in the Keep or Bell House. Both Waylon and James thought the food in Bell House was better, and Cameron had no opinion on the matter. On rare occasions Locke would join them; her devolution out from behind her protective barriers was slow, but, as Waylon often reminded James, steady and continuous.

Sunday after Sunday they would sit around the table; James would read the local paper and subject the group to his running commentary on current events. Local politics were his favorite. He took delight in the way the paper covered seemingly trivial happenings, such as page three’s quarter page article on a farmer’s unusually large pumpkins as matters of national attention.

James’ eyes were scanning the pages of the paper, looking for anything he could make a joke of when he caught sight of an article that almost made him choke on his bacon.

“Dude,” he said looking over at Waylon. “Look at this . . . it's about the cows!”

“The cows? What? Let me see that.” He took the paper from James, and saw the image of the same two-headed calf above a story titled ‘For Local Farmer Second Time is Twice as Lucky’

Local farmer Noel Gable has been seeing double on his farm recently - double in the form of two two-headed calves. His second such calf, deemed Phobos and Deimos was born last Friday, and joins Castor and Pollux, a two-headed calf born in early August. This is not Gable’s first experience with this mutation. In May of 1970 and in March of 1971 two such calves were born each to different mothers. Though Gable does not expect either of the calves to live long, he says that they are, perfectly healthy and extremely curious.​

A picture of the farmer, a Santa Clause-like man, and the two calves accompanied the piece.

--------------​

Locke slowly slid herself out of bed. Casey didn’t stir as she pulled her jeans on over her long legs and slipped on her bra. She threw her shirt on, only bothering to button a few of its buttons. She grabbed her purse and walked to the door. With her hand on the doorknob she turned back. Transfixed again by the unending rise and fall of his chest, the beating of his heart. She felt like she had never seen something so alive. She opened the door and shut it behind her.

Closing the dorm’s front door behind her, Locke fished her large wayfarer out of her bag and began her stroll across campus. The sun was bright, and it didn’t help the dull force numbing her behind her eyes. Her pants pocked vibrated. She lifted her phone up and read the text message: rough night? It was from Guy. She didn’t know where he was, but he had obviously seen her walk out of the building. She ignored it and threw the phone into the abyss of her bag.

“Don’t you know its rude to ignore people? I mean, I know you don’t like me, but still, do you have to treat me like a total dog?”

Guy Or was the last person Locke wanted to see, much less actually interact with. She kept walking.

“Catherine . . .” He reached out from behind her to place a finger on her back.

Locke whipped around, a tear slowly falling out from underneath the black oval of her sunglass lens. “Please don’t call me that.”

“What’s wrong?” All traces of frustration were gone from his voice.

“Nothing. I just . . . need to get home.”

“Is this about that?” Guy nodded in the direction of the dorm. “I don’t know who . . .er, what it is, but come on, Huntly House? None of those guys are worth your tears.”

“And you’re so much better because you live in a different dorm? Guy, you just don’t get it.”

“Get what? How can I get anything when all you do is shut me out? All I’ve ever wanted to do was ask you out, but you treat me like I’m cancer. What is it that's so wrong with me?”

Locke ran a hand through her long blond hair. “Nothing,” she said, tears now streaming down her face.

“Well if nothing is so wrong with me, what's so wrong with you?”

Locke wrapped herself in Guy’s strong arms. “I don’t know anymore.”

-----------------​

Charles Sloan put down his tea. He despised the shit the Uzbeks called tea, but he drank it with the locals, if only to try and establish rapport. He had spent twenty three days in Samarqand, and the only thing he and his team had gotten was a sunburn.

He flipped through the paperwork that had brought them here; one old Soviet transcript and a dozen uncredited farmers hearing stories of stories about lights and two-headed animals. He was frustrated. In India, an eight-limbed baby was thought to be a god incarnate, but to the American government a two-headed anything was a serious threat to national security. In his mind, it didn’t add up.

There was a knock at the door. “Enter,” he called.

“Commander.”

“Madison, I assume you’ve got something for me?” Out of all the aids he had ever had, Madison was his favourite. She was smart and her mind never stopped working.

“Yes, sir.”

“Let me guess, Fallen wants us in India tomorrow to check out that damned baby that's all over the news”

“Not quite,” she said seriously. “Read this.” She handed him a photocopied news article. “It's from a small newspaper in Apalansett, Massachusetts; it ran in the Sunday edition.”

Sloan studied it. “1970, 71, and then two this year. And something tells me that the higher-ups don’t think it's just a coincidence.”

“Well,” Madison said, “there's something else . . . turns out we have an old friend living in the area.” Sloan raised his eyebrows. “Dr. Oktyabrina Akhmatova.”

“Alright,” Sloan said suddenly energized by the news. “Get the team packed. I want wheels up in sixteen hours.
 
Seth,
This was an interesting chapter.
You start us off with a bang - or, perhaps more correctly, a post bang morning wake-up "where the fuck am I?!" from Locke.

The Ice Queen is thawing, and has needs. Guy likes her, but she seems to be a bit more reserve around him. Maybe that's why she chose her chem classmate from Huntly House. It sounds as though that might be the Hufflepuff of Balmoral - nice, but boring, SAFE.

The breakdown into Guy's arms was telling - and touching. Might be a major breakthrough.

Sunday Morning Brunch with the boys is fun - who says three's a crowd.
Way and Cameron seem to be getting along swimmingly, and James doesn't seem to have any problems with his own sexuality/skin. Getting his KU boxers out to further the discussion? lol. If he brought MORE out to the breakfast table, it would be interesting who supped on sausage and topped their coffee with extra thick cream. Assuming they didn't get arrested/thrown out of school, first, lol.

Then, the shit hits the fan with the farm animals extraordinaire.
And aren't the time gaps interesting? WHEN did Way's dad attend Balmoral?
What did our best friend the undertaker write in his journal? Hmmm.

Screw Siberia, civilization here we come!
:=D:
 
Whoa, fast forward!

Castor and Pollux are the twins Gemini, sons of Leda and the Swan...rare among human heroes in having hatched from eggs (or from an egg, I'm not sure).

Phobos and Deimos are, of course, the two tiny little moons of Mars (too small to be round!), but the words mean "fear" and "dread" (or "panic") respectively.

Akhmatova's given name means "of October" or something very close to that. Something Wicked This Way Comes!
 
I mentioned in the last post that I made that I think the chapter numbers might be important as well, and that Chapter 16 would be important too as 16 is one of the numbers. I think that's the case here, because perhaps the most important person in this chapter is the one that is barely noted. In the the prologue we read Karl Saragasso's diary entry where he mention's “That night in Gable’s field . . .” So it seems pretty clear that it is the same field and the same man referenced in Chapter 16 when James finds the article about the second two headed calf born to the farmer Noel Gable.

Chapter 16
In May of 1970 and in March of 1971 two such calves were born each to different mothers.


Noel Gable is described as “a Santa Clause-like man.” Look at that name and descriptive combination – a Santa Clause-like man who's name means "Christmas" and basically "roof" (where Santa lands his sleigh):

Noel
Gable

I am suspecting that this Noel Gable guy might have a different name and may be a lot more sinister than his Santa image. And I am guessing has some connection to Way's teacher Dr. Akhmatova who is clearly tied to the mutations noted in the old Soviet documents - especially so since Madison informs Special Agent Sloan about the 1970 and 1971 cases in the paper.

Awesome as always, Seth! Hope you keep going..|
 
All of this just keeps getting "curiouser and curiouser"! :=D: ..|

More, Seth, Please! (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
I finally caught up with the story. Other diversions have kept me busy. Excellent writing Seth, which I won't attempt to micro-analyze:)
 
Hi, Sheep!

I think Seth has been a tad busy looking for an apartment for Fall. Plus some family business that took him away for a bit.
 
Hey guys, sorry for going AWOL on you all! As Don said, the past week or so has craaaaaazy! Next week is going to be pretty rough as well as I'll be apartment shopping in DC all week. After that, though, life should be somewhat normal for a while.

This chapter was never supposed to happen - it just sort of came out when I tried to write something else! I hope you enjoy it!


Chapter 17
Renaissance Man


November had come too soon for Waylon’s taste. What had been an unusually warm autumn turned, seemingly overnight, into a grey frozen blanket that laid upon the land. Equestrian practices had all but stopped for the winter, it seemed that with each passing day, Waylon was spending more and more time inside the library. Even Cameron who, it seemed to Waylon, never opened a book was showing the pressure of an increased workload. Even though he slept just feet away from James, it seemed as though their time together had become scant.

Waylon kept his energies high with constant reminders that he would soon have a full week’s break in which to recover. Each morning Waylon would wake and count the days left until his flight home for the Thanksgiving holidays: two. He checked his tickets home; Providence to Atlanta, Atlanta to Little Rock. He tried to refocus on the paper he was writing at his desk, but his brain was too numb to form sentences.

The sound of the turning doorknob was the final straw that broke his concentration. James stood in the doorway, only his eyes peeking out from between his scarf and the brim of his hat. A light dusting of white powder sat atop his shoulders and head.

Waylon ran a hand through his hair. “Don’t tell me it's snowing.”

James unwrapped his scarf. “You do know that whether or not I tell you about it, it's not going to affect the fact that it is actually snowing, right?”

Waylon shot him a look. “You’ve been spending too much time around my boyfriend.”

James hung his jacket back in his closet, and walked over to Waylon, setting a large brown paper bag on his desk with a clink. Waylon looked at the bag and then up at his roommate. “Thirsty?”

“I can’t . . . I’m only two pages away from finishing this paper.”

“Yeah, a paper that's due when?”

“Next Monday.”

“Exactly! That means you have nine whole days to finish it”

“But I don’t want to have to worry about it over the break.”

James took two beers out of the bag and uncapped them. “Dude! I’m flying out tomorrow; after I’m gone you’ll have the place to yourself for a whole twenty four hours to get it done.” He handed a bottle to Waylon. “Take a break.”

Waylon took it and shut his laptop. The pair took seats on the couch and turned on the television. “Where’d you even get this,” Waylon asked.

“Thomas.”

“So, you really got it from Logan.”

“No . . . I got it from Thomas. Who may or may not have gotten it from Logan. I figure if I don’t ask him where he gets it from, you can’t be mad at me for it.”

“Ah, fuck it. The guys a douche, but I’m so over it now.”

“Good, you should be. And besides, you’re the one with a boyfriend; you’re not the one sneaking around raping people.”

“Yeah, you’re right.” Waylon took a long swig from his beer.

“Of course I’m right. I’m always right! How else did you think my grades got better than yours?”

“What?!” Waylon sat up. “You wouldn’t even be passing Bentham’s class if it wasn’t for me.”
“That’s just a technicality . . . now finish your beer and grab another. You need it.”

Waylon looked over at his friend. “Am I really that bad.”

James smiled. “If you’re this uptight at Thanksgiving, I’m already considering moving out for finals week.”

“Yeah,” Waylon said finishing off his beer. “I don’t handle stress well.”

The pair sat in silence for a while as the six o’clock news filled the television screen. The weather showed a giant mass of green, pink, and white radar images over the entire region. Four inches were projected by the morning. The thirty minute show ended with a short story on the completion of the new radio telescope in Apalansett.

“Cameron’s staying here for the week to help them finish that,” Waylon said nodding at the screen. “He’s staying here over Christmas break too; apparently he can do research there through the school before it really gets going in the Spring.”

“Well, where would he go,” James asked. Waylon looked at him questioningly. “Well, I mean, where else would he spend Christmas? I mean, were you going to have him spend the month with you at home?”

“Well, no . . .”

“Right, and he doesn’t really have any parents does he?”

“He had foster parents . . . but I don’t think he really has any contact with them. Or at least he’s never mentioned them to me.” Waylon took a long pull from his bottle. “I’ve never really thought about it before.”

James grabbed the remote and began flipping through the channels. “Sure does seem pretty lonely.”

The first six pack of beer was soon gone. Each of the pair was on their fourth beer when a hard knock rang out against the door. Waylon started the arduous task of standing up when Locke open the door and walked in.

“We really should start locking that,” James said, looking at Waylon who was yet to get off the couch.

“Drinking without me,” Locke asked.

“Better catch up,” Waylon told her.

“Please,” she said. “I’ve been pre-gaming since noon.”

With that, the three of them fell into the gentle current of conversation; discussing the snow, school, and everything that only mattered for a day.

“Anything but the cranberry sauce,” Waylon said. “That shit's disgusting.”

“Oh my God,” James said, covering his face with his free hand. “That’s the best part! Put it all over the dressing.”

“It’s stuffing, not dressing,” Locke chimed in.

“What? Stuffing? No, you don’t stuff anything,” Waylon said, with James nodding in agreement.

“Yes, you do. You put it in the turkey to cook.”

James and Waylon looked at her in bewilderment before Waylon whispered to his friend in an exaggerated Southern accent “it's because she’s from the North.” That seemed to be enough to settle James as he quickly downed the last of his beer.

-----------------​

Waylon woke up to find the television playing a steady stream of infomercials. He hadn’t remembered falling asleep. James was slumped on the far end of the couch, and the chair Locke had once been sitting in was now empty. Waylon checked his phone and saw a text that he had missed from Cameron. It had been sent almost four hours earlier.

Instead of replying and waking Cameron, Waylon tossed the device on his bed as he stood up and walked to the far side of the room. He looked out the window at the constant shower of falling crystals. A light outside illuminated the ground; the sidewalk now completely covered, the remains of footsteps just barely still visible as elongated indentions in the otherwise pristine white.

“I’ve always loved the snow,” James said from behind him.

Waylon jumped. “I didn’t hear you get up.”

“Ah, sorry. I guess I’m a light sleeper even when I’m drunk.”

“Does it snow in Kansas?”

“Yeah, maybe a couple times a year. Usually nothing too crazy, but maybe we’ll get a few days out of school over the whole winter. What about down in Arkansas.”

“Maybe once every other year or so. Sometimes we get ice, but mostly just the cold.”

“I think the winter is more bearable when it snows. I guess it makes me feel like there’s an end result to suffering out the cold.”

“You don’t like winter,” Waylon asked.

“Who does,” James said. “It's dark, cold. You’re always bundled up in heavy clothes. Don’t get me wrong, snow days are fun, but . . . after a while, all that snow just starts to look like ashes.”

Waylon turned to look at his friend who was now undressing and sliding into bed. Waylon slid his pants off and pulled his shirt up over his head. “I have something I wanted to talk to you about,” James said, as Waylon settled into bed and pulled the covers up around his chest.

“Yeah, sure, what is it?”

“Well, it's two things actually. The first was about this Summer. I’ve applied to go on this study abroad trip to Peru. One of the professors is sponsoring a trip to an archeological dig down there.”

“Well, that sounds great,” Waylon said. “You almost had me scared there. I thought you were going to tell me you wanted to change roommates or something.”

James smiled. “Nah, I don’t hate you that much, yet. But, I mean, I haven’t been accepted to the program yet, and I probably won't be - its mainly for upperclassmen, but I figured it was worth the shot.”

“Well, yeah, of course. What was the second thing,” Waylon asked.

“Oh, well, I was wondering what you were doing for New Years?”

“Probably sleeping though midnight and then watching that rose parade thing. Why?”

“Well, I was going to see if you wanted to come up for a few days?

“To Overland Park?”

“Yeah, sure. I mean, we’ve never really done much to celebrate, but there’s fireworks and stuff around so I thought it could be fun.”

“Yeah,” Waylon said, “absolutely. I could defiantly drive up, I mean, I think it’s really only about six hours away.”

“Good deal, man. Good deal.”

The sound of James’ breathing soon became soft and steady. Waylon’s eyelids drew heavy, but his mind rolled over the image James had given him. As he lost himself to sleep, his last thought was of the ground outside, changing from snow to ashes and ashes to snow.

----------------​

A silver filtered light fell through the window. Waylon cracked open his eyelids just enough to see James’ blurry form standing by his desk, riffling through a drawer. Waylon sat up. “Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you,” James said.

Waylon looked at the clock that was blinking 1:24. “I thought you’d be at the airport by now.”

“Flight's cancelled. You’re stuck with me another day.” Waylon groaned and laid his head back down on the pillow. “Ah, come on, it can’t be that bad to have me around.”

“It is” Waylon said from beneath his pillow.

“Well here,” James said tossing Waylon his phone. “Go hang out with Cam. Your phones been buzzing all morning.”

Waylon unlocked his phone. Two messages awaited him, both from Cameron. One, timed at 7:02am read ‘breakfast?’ A second simply read ‘call me.’ Waylon held the phone to his ear and waited through the ringing from the other end. Cameron’s silver voice soon filled Waylon’s ears and they agreed to meet for lunch in the main hall.

Waylon despised the act of getting dressed. The cold weather forced to wear a pair of thermal underwear beneath his jeans, and two pairs of socks beneath his insulated boots. Locke, much more acclimated to New England winters mocked both James and Waylon as they struggled with the cold, but they took comfort in knowing that they would, if ever stranded in a sun drenched and humid environ, be returning her taunts. Waylon put on his heaviest coat with gloves, a hat and scarf and set off out of the Keep. The fresh powder squeaked under his boots. Waylon squinted his eyes against the sun’s reflection off the gleaming landscape.

Cameron greeted him at the door and they exchanged a brief kiss.

“Aren’t you cold,” Waylon asked, noting that Cameron was wearing only jeans and pea coat.

“I am not. I spent much of the morning by the fire. The walk here is in no way long
enough for body temperature to be significantly lowered.”

“Well, some of us aren’t that lucky. Some of us had important things to do this morning, like sleeping off our hangovers.” Cameron smiled.

They scanned their I.D. cards and entered the dining hall. Splitting up they each drifted off in opposite directions only to meet again at the hall’s grill. Cameron made himself a hamburger while Waylon pilled chili on top of a hotdog. “You know,” Waylon said as Cameron took the first bite of his burger. “They say eating a lot of red meat gives you cancer.”

Cameron put down his food and clasped his hands. “Your hotdog is no less a source of red meat than my hamburger. Also, when one takes into account the amount of beef in the chili you have added, it could be argued that you are putting yourself at an even greater risk than I am.”

Cameron looked pleased with himself, while Waylon just pursed his lips. “You just have to be right, don’t you?”

“I assure you, the joy I have at being right is incomparable to the joy I get from being with you.”

“Listen here bud,” Waylon said smiling and brandishing his butter knife, “if you assure me of one more thing then I assure you this knife will hurt when I jam in up your spleen.”

With each passing day of their relationship, the maze that was Cameron’s personality seemed to grow less twisted. While some aspects of his life still remained shrouded in a grey haze, Waylon had noticed that Cameron seemed to be coming to life before his eyes. Cameron smiled. No longer did Waylon have to rely on the subtle raising of eyebrows to discern a joke. Now the granite muscles of Cameron’s face would shift and a new light would grace his countenance.

Waylon was pulled out of his thoughts by a questioning stare from across the table. “I’m sorry, what? I zoned out for a minute.”

“I asked if you knew when James was leaving.”

“Oh, no, not sure. Tomorrow maybe? As soon as they can get the flights going again.”

“Well, if you should be so inclined, my roommate has already left for the holidays, so you could spend the night in my quarters.”

“You don’t have a roommate,” Waylon smiled.

“Do I not?! I am filled with disappointment!”

“Something tells me you’ll live.”

“Perchance you could help ease my broken heart?”

“Yes,” Waylon said. “Perchance.”
 
Seth,
As I told you via PM, Sometimes things that Need to come out but haven't been planned, have ways of taking control of the situation and forcing the issue.

I found this to be a great chapter. The pre-holiday banter was great.
I loved the whole Cranberry Sauce or No issue, and the Stuffing/Dressing debate. Of course, "dressing" comes from "dressing the bird, so it amounts to the same thing. But, I realize that not everyone fills the bird's cavities to the brim.

I know some people who put aromatic poultices into the cavity to infuse the bird with more flavour. We infuse the bird with flavor, too - we have two different stuffing/dressings that we served for years -
a bread stuffin gmixe and ground beef stuffing, and a Long Grain and Wild Rice/Sausage stuffing.

I also thoroughly enjoyed the humanizing of our resident ET Phone Home, aka Cameron. It's great to see him coming out of his "shell" and developing a discernable sense of humour and facial expressions to go with it.

Safe trip. Good luck with the apartment hunting.
:wave:
 
Aw, yes! "Perchance", indeed! Nothing quite like two young guys, sharing accommodations, "perchance" snuggling up together, under warm covers, to keep out the Winter "chill"! ..| "Perchance", indeed! :badgrin: (!w!)

It was good to see that Locke has grown to be accepted to join "The Boys" for a beer, or two. I'm wondering about her Holiday plans, though ... :confused:

Sorry to hear that Cam will be spending the time alone, while everyone else is away. Perhaps Way might invite him to join him, and James, in Overland for New Years at least? Then, again, that might present it's own "problems" ... #-o

Good Luck, Seth! Trust all will go well!! (group)

Of course ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
Heh, Cam will just go to his regeneration station and stand there all weekend.

Well, except when he's working.
 
Hi, Guys.
I thought I'd give you an update, of sorts.
Our man, Seth, is alive and doing very well from what I read.
I haven't talked with him, directly, just been reading his FaceBook updates.

He's been enjoying the night life, but has also had some less-than-wonderful reality checks -- including sirens screeching to his building bright and early one morning. And, seeing a woman run over by a garbage truck yesterday.

I don't know details, just that, consequently, "happy hour" started early last night.
And, he's too hung over to handle all of the Glenn Beck people on the metro this morning.

I don't know when we'll see an update to our college "kids" and their extraordinary surrounds. I think classes formally start on Monday. But, DC is a vibrant city for a young guy who loves life.

:wave:
 
This, from a man from Hoboken - that's New Joisey, right?

That OTHER Football - the American Kind.
 
Should I ask what Wiccan potions you've been imbibing?
Or, is it something much less religious than that?
 
This, from a man from Hoboken - that's New Joisey, right?

That OTHER Football - the American Kind.

Ah, but you said "smart arse" instead of "smartass," so I assumed we were in Britland as far as usage went!

Seriously, this is the time of year when I go from doing my best to ignore baseball to doing my best to ignore football. I hate whatever network executive it was who decided baseball should have playoffs. I not only don't get a break between the seasons, they overlap!

Plus I can't wear green, black, and white (which are MY colors, dammit!) without some bozo mistaking me for a Jets fan. I can't believe there still ARE Jets fans.
 
Should I ask what Wiccan potions you've been imbibing?
Or, is it something much less religious than that?

I worked out hard. I've been drinking my usual concoction of sucralose in a dihydrogen monoxide solution, but that's it. Why do you ask?
 
You seemed to be in a particularly "fun" mood with the word play, that's all.
 
You seemed to be in a particularly "fun" mood with the word play, that's all.

Oh, I am. On the upside of a mood swing, I think.

But also, and here's the part that's going to make you think I'm totally insane, that's honestly how I read it at first. I pretty quickly realized you were talking about his work, but decided to go ahead and make the joke.

Maybe I spend too much time on JUB.
 
Back
Top