The things you learn in the movies

[SonOfSlobone]

36. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

However, you will always turn the TV off in the middle of the story. (used to be radio)

 

[Lukeee]

If you have a British accent you are probably the bad guy.

 

[Lukeee]

Even though police cars are normally spread all over the city, if there is a dramatic chase they will all arrive at the exact same time and the cars will be evenly spaced.

Police cars and police helicopters travel at the exact same speed.

 

[hubbellgardner]

funny post, Yeshua, thx. Many of the things I find most irksome about watching movies can be found on yer list !

 

[NedNickerson]

51. If a killer is hiding in your house, it's easy to lure him out. Just run a bath and lie down in it with a washcloth over your eyes. It helps to light a few candles and to drink a glass of wine. If that fails, just get out of the tub and wipe the condensation off the mirror. If there's no condensation on the mirror, just open and shut the medicine cabinet door. He'll be standing behind you.

52. When you turn out the light in the bedroom, everything will still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. Also, there will be light shining through a window directly onto your pillow.

53. If there's a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm which has brought down all power and phone lines in the vicinity.

54. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

55. Creepy music coming from a cemetery or a dark basement should always be investigated more closely.

56. You can bypass all hospital security by grabbing a doctor’s uniform stashed away in the janitor’s closet and rolling a cart down the hall. You can even get into the patient file records room but you must have a small flashlight to bite on while you dig through the files with your hands.

57. Every car has a spare key hidden over the visor.

58. If a person is tied up and held captive, he will not need to use the toilet, even if he's tied up for several days.

59. Cars never start the first time during the emergency. It will eventually start however if you keep praying and begging while you nervously look behind you and in the rear view mirror while repeatedly turning the key

60. If you frantically pound on a keyboard and hit ENTER, all classified information can be pulled up on anybody in the world, AFTER you wait for the bar to load to 100%.

 

[star-warrior]

There is a hidden orchestra in all the emotional bits waiting to make themselves known.

America is the saviour of the western world in WW2 movies.

In older movies, the young guys always look like they are n their forties.

The action heroes always had immaculate hair even after the most violent physical confrontations.

 

[Yooper]

Your hair is always perfect when climbing out of the pool (or lake or ocean).

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

These are so funny and true!

46. When driving a car, it is normal to look not at the road but rather at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

47. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.

48. When driving a car, it is normal to look not at the road but rather at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

Why are 46 and 48 the same?

 

[Adrock-JD]

Just one keystroke on the computer brings forth instant Full Screen High Definition Video/Graphics/ and sound.

Downloading the entire library of congress takes just one second.

Passwords can easily be guessed in just two tries. Also, there are no usernames, just passwords.