the throne has been vacant long enough. it's time for a new queen of blue-eyed soul

[fabulouslyghetto]

we've had time to mourn and grieve the loss of teena marie. but we have to move the legacy forward and appoint an heiress. do I even need to say who my nominee is? #josuschrist

If "effortless" was a person

EXHIBIT B. She is NOT a pop singer, she's a soul singer who can also sing pop a la Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse. Turn your volume down because she is BELTING and RESONATING

The court is prepared to make our case for Joanna Levesque, known professionally as Jojo

 

[Alistair]

I didn’t know JoJo Sewa could sing.

 

[rareboy]

I am still struggling a bit.

I'm not sure I need a blue-eyed queen of soul.

I am still mourning Aretha...a real Queen.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I am still struggling a bit.

I'm not sure I need a blue-eyed queen of soul.

I am still mourning Aretha...a real Queen.

Needless to say THAT throne will forever be empty. Which reminds me, it's time for me to do my weekly chant to ask the gods of music that her catalog be left alone because the moment I hear Miley Cyrus or Rihanna rework "Spirit in the dark" or "don't play that song for me" they're going to have to put me on unalive-myself watch.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I didn’t know JoJo Sewa could sing.

don't make me spank you, we worship the lord and savior Joanne Noelle Levesque Christ in this house. bow your head and ask her for forgiveness. she is graceful. she is merciful. amen.

 

[Peloso]

How about a no-eyed queen of soul or are you bigoted against people with facial deformities?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

How about a no-eyed queen of soul or are you bigoted against people with facial deformities?

I don't have a problem with them I just don't want them in my space. True patriots have eyeballs. Obviously this is all just an agenda to indoctrinate kids to not have eyes. Woke lesbian dance theory class is down the hall, now GIT! GIT FROM ROUND HERE! *spits*