The Walking Dead [merged]

[Phantas33]

^ Maybe sounds like there will be some resolution with the Gov'nah this season? Maybe they'll kill him and just take over Woodbury and its defenses.

Oh please, let's hope so..... I am sooo done with the Guv'nor >.<

 

[ElmosToe]

How to Kill The Guv'na 101
things you'll need:
Andrea-
Michonne-
Maggie-
Glenn-
Katana-
Walkers-
Walker limbs-
Axe-
Fire-
Boiling acid-
Rope-
Duct tape-
Sleeping pills-
Alcohol-
A Gun (for Andrea)-

Step 1:
First, after Andrea is done mercy fucking him complete with multiple fake orgasms, she slips him sleeping pills with his whiskey,putting him to sleep, bashing him in the head with her gun for good measure. Gently bind his hands and feet with duct tape, be sure to cover his mouth.

Step 2:
After all 4 of our vengeful heroes drag his sorry ass to the warehouse courtyard, you string him up naked using the rope, inches away from captive walkers who are also tied up. Meanwhile, Michonne is hacking up a spare walker with her katana for... spare parts....

Step 3:
After we allow Maggie have her fun punching the crap out of his face to wake him up, Michonne hands Andrea a freshly lit torch so she may finish Michonne's job by finally cauterizing the patched eye. Make sure you leave the other eye ok so he can watch his own end.

Step 4:
Let Glenn and Maggie take turns beating him with walker limbs. Maggie then gets clever, taking a cue from Glenn, she shreds the flesh off the bones and uses the splintered edges to continuously stab and mutilate our helpless guv. She makes sure to use the largest splintered bone to mutilate his cock by shoving the bone completely into his crotch, slowly of course.

Step 5:
After all 4 of our blood thirsty warriors have slowly circled around the worthless peace of meat, silently admiring their handy work, Michonne decides to let him have it...literally. She gives her prized weapon to Maggie where Maggie then proceeds to shove the katana straight up the guvna's ass and leaves it there. On their way out, Glenn and Andrea take the axe to cut loose the tied up walkers so they may feast on him for a while.

Step 6!:in conclusion
After a good 30-40 minutes of feasting, Andrea and Michonne come back to finish up the loose ends. Michonne wants her weapon and Andrea still has to use the acid. After hacking up the feasting walkers with the axe, Michonne gleefully thrusts the katana out from the guv's ass giving Andrea the nod to poor the boiling acid all over his head. Quickly, Michonne shoves her katana in his screaming mouth as Andrea seals the deal with one swift swing of the axe to the skull. Make sure you take time to enjoy the sunset, it will be a lot prettier. Of course, Andrea has to shoot the head as one last thing, just to be sure.

 

[Native Son]

Rick...is a dick.

 

[GamerBear]

^ Maybe sounds like there will be some resolution with the Gov'nah this season? Maybe they'll kill him and just take over Woodbury and its defenses.

I have high hopes that they will do what they did in the comics but again they might surprise you with a different direction.

 

[Stoowii]

I feel like the show is less and less about zombies and that was what I loved about it most. This week the zombies were hardly more than background noise.

I read an article where either the creator or showrunner mentioned the future season will focus more on zombies. Something along the lines to where the characters don't forget that "walkers" are still a main threat.

I've been looking for the interview to show receipts, but no luck. =\

Here it is, I found it:

http://dailydead.com/new-writers-hired-for-the-walking-dead-season-4/

Gale Anne Hurd: “We are going to amp up the threat of the walkers, because they’ve started to seem like a manageable threat. They are not a manageable threat… [Scott M. Gimple is] very character-driven; he wrote the episode where Sofia comes out of the barn, he wrote [the Season 3 episode] ‘Clear,’ so you get his voice.”​

 

[eastofeden]

I want Maggie to kill the Governor.

I thought the episode was necessary.

 

[GrkGuy187]

Ugh.. the things I would do to Rick.


Anyway, last weeks episode was good. It set up the rest of the season. I knew the Governor would ask for Michonne.. only to confess his plan of killing them all regardless. I also think Andrea is going to suffer as the season comes to an end because the bitch can't seem to open her eyes to whats playing out in front of her. I want Carol/Daryl to happen.. what happened to that little storyline? Beth with a gun.. what a bad ass. And Glen/Maggie's scene was totally hot.

Bring on next week!

 

[Phantas33]

Last week's episode was not about the intentions both sides have, it was about the direct confrontation between Rick and The Governor. To be quite honest, the way it started I was a bit taken aback since it seemed to come out of the blue, since the ep before it was about Morgan. However, both eps seem similar in a way: the focus is on a small amount of people at a time, which is a complete 360 degree turn on the first half, which imho was weaker. For me the constant switching back and forth between the Prison and Woodbury got sooooo tedious I was almost willing someone to die just for the heck of it

I know season 2 is considered less or weaker than the first - but honestly I watched it at times almost biting my nails - the finale was EPIC. I hope Season Four will have more of a focus on the so-called "migration walkers" ... we saw a glimpse of that at the end of season 2, then a few bits in the beginning of season 3... but now it seems to have become forgotten almost - I'm intrigued to know if there is a valid reason why larger groups of Walkers seem to migrate from one place to another [apart from the obvious desire for human flesh that is].

OK, back to the episode. I actually ADORED the little tete a tete between Hershel and Milton... I just wish Milton would grow a pair and finally kick some Governor ass. Hershel could kick Milton's butt even with two legs cut off !

The Daryl/Latin dude competitive side was fun, though it seems a bit of tripe amongst it all. It was fun to see the redneck vs latino mentality pop up LOL ... could be a chance for some bonding there, if the groups of Prison and Woodbury finally merge. Why do I get the feeling there's going to be a MASS Walker Migration coming up?

Andrea....sigh. At first, she turned into one of my faves, now she's just a whining bitch. I can get that she's tired of the killing among their own, but for crying out loud.....jolt your misguided emotions about the Governor and be done with him finally. She could be a great people rallyer if Rick [FINALLY] decides to simply move in and take over Woodbury.

Carl and Michonne, imho, make a great duo. Out of all characters though, Glenn and Maggie are my faves - Loved them from the start really, Glenn was already a favourite and then Maggie showed some backbone too. They're most likely the most human and strongest pair of all characters in the show right now. They've gone through a lot together yet they've remained level-headed and not fucked up like most of the other characters

and then there's still Merle, Carol and Beth.... Merle could be a potential problem for both camps, and IMHO, Carol and Beth are cannon fodder.... unless the writers of the show FINALLY decide to make them more important. [which I secretly hope]

 

[justdra]

I got a feeling Carol & Daryl will hookup and then she will end up dying before the season is over, maybe alongside Merle. I also think its time for the baby sister Beth to go but if she does I think Hershal will go do, I don't think they will put him thru losing his wife and stepson(?) and then a daughter, not to mention his leg, so they may take him out to and send Maggie over the edge and put more "strain" between her and Glenn and then she may find out she is pregnant (I hope not). It think Michonne and Andrea will both wind up in a position to kill the Gov (he may be shot or stuck under something) and he will try to get Andrea on his side by playing on her sympathies and she may be the one to take him out. I also think if Hershal goes, the goofy doctor from Woodbury will join Rick and group IF he doesn't get taken out. FYI, i was at work today and we had to ship something to to a city named "Woodbury", I just burst out laughing, lol.

 

[GrkGuy187]

For some reason.. I have a massive soft spot for Carol. I just love the actress who plays her.. although she doesn't have much screen time, if she dies I'll probably tear up. I ship her and Daryl SO much. Hope this happens.

 

[justanothershyguy]

I have this big fear that there's gonna be a 'major' death tonight. Not just someone we don't know from either squad, but some semi-big player.

I highly doubt it's Merle/Governor. I believe those two are toast in the season finale if they wrap up the Woodbury-Prison war.

I doubt it's Rick, Glen, Maggie, Tyreese, Carl, Michonne or Andrea

I don't think it would be Daryl, but they've kinda put him through the ringer already this season.

So that leaves Carol, Beth, Herschel, Sasha, Milton & Martinez. I think all at least 4 of them will be gone by season's end, but I don't know which.

 

[justanothershyguy]

^ Beth can't die. She's the main babysitter. If she dies, so will the baby-- possibly from neglect or something.

See, I thought that too. But then, I thought of the role she plays in the show and I kinda figure that she's replaceable. Especially if she keeps showing Maggie how to hold her and stuff.

Actually, I'm still trying to figure out where they're going to take this baby storyline going forward. It's either it dies or we do a serious time-jump several years in to the future. The first option sounds more feasible but it's probably 'too much' for most viewers, I'm not sure they'd go there...

Yeah, I don't know either. I don't think they would do much more for time jumps, it kinda makes it seem 'easy'. I am pretty bothered by the fact they survived 8 months, through winter, without losing anyone IN THE WILDERNESS. Like, seriously?

I'll pick Carol from the names you mentioned. It seems like they're staling on her relationship with Daryl. Perhaps the writers had second thoughts about developing it and now want to get rid of her.

Yeah, I think so too. But then again, she's had a number of close calls already, maybe she'll just be the constant damsil in distress? IDK.

 

[ElmosToe]

This my be cruel, but it would be fascinating to see the baby become a walker.

 

[DigitalFudge]

This episode was horrific. Literally nothing happened. Right when something was about to happen (Andrea getting to Rick) she got snatched.


In fact, the only thing that happened was probably Andrea officially becoming an enemy.

 

[BFizzle]

I immediately thought of Dat Gworl during the opening scene between Andrea and Michonne. It wasn't much, but at least we finally got some T of their time together.

I personally liked the episode. I was chewing my nails off during the scene with Andrea and the Governer in the warehouse. Anyone who doesn't like Andrea can honestly get kicked down a flight of stairs too because your fave could never. I want y'all to imagine Carol trying that. Or even running down the road. Girl...

Tyreese and Sasha now know that shit isn't what it seems thanks to the prophet Andrea, and even Milton ASS stepped his shit up. Claps all around for Woodburys finest in this episode. We got character progression last night, and it was needed.

 

[justanothershyguy]

^ +3 to all of that. I loved the scene between Michonne and Andrea early, but I kinda felt it wasn't necessary. Like they covered the whole pet things when the Governor asked her about them. It was good to see them again when they were alone, though. I liked it, just thought they could have maybe picked something like their lesbian relationship or something.....

Andrea is growing on me more and more. We've seen that she's fucked up. She thinks with her dick more than her head. We get it. But now we're starting to see that she is making her own damn decisions, regardless of how late they happen. Laurie Holden was on the Talking Dead and she reiterated that it's against her nature to kill anyone in cold blood, so don't expect an assassination. I just hope she survives the torture chamber. Not even she should go through that. Only the Governor deserves it.

Hey, here's a thought: Andrea should make the Governor one of her pets.

Tyreese better survive; he's a very good character. Andrea, Milton, Tyreese, Sasha + maybe Ben (the kid of their small group) to the prison???

I think Milton will see what the Governor's doing and save Andrea. And then take a car and GTFO.

 

[Stoowii]

Okay, just finished watching it.

6/10 for me. Only because there wasn't enough of the prison gang, not that they were needed, tho.

Andrea was a beast this episode. There was this one part where she was leaning against the wooden boxes and the walker appeared behind her. Ooooh, my fruitness came out there.





Oh and the squabble between Tyrese and other dude.

Dude: "You're not sending my boy out there again. I look out for him."

T: "Like you looked out for Donna?"

She was so close to the prison, tho. FUCK!!

 

[justanothershyguy]

Oh and the squabble between Tyrese and other dude.

Dude: "You're not sending my boy out there again. I look out for him."

T: "Like you looked out for Donna?"

As awesome as that was, it didn't seem to fit his character to me. Especially the way he spoke of Donna earlier in the episode. I definitely liked it, just thought it was a little out of him.

She was so close to the prison, tho. FUCK!!

I wonder if Rick will mention anything about seeing her. He had to recognize the blonde hair or something. If he's only ever seen Lori and Shane, wouldn't this seem out of place? Maybe... Hopefully. Maybe he tells Michonne and she goes and rescues Andrea & whoever else!

 

[Stoowii]

So I took the 'Which character are you?' quiz here, and I answered them honestly, like, no bullshit. And I got:

Yas! That fucking picture of him, though. Rick, you bitch, why do you do this to me!

One of the questions on the quiz tho:

C: Mess.

 

[eastofeden]

I didn't like this week's episode too much except for the suspense when Andrea was hiding in the building.