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The weirdest local commercial you'll ever see

hoodedrat said:
You can't afford to wait, fg; leave now ... right now ...don't turn around ...don't look back leave... do you hear me ...leave immediately ...if not sooner.
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I can't, it's too late! They got me! They're lynching me and making me shake hands with white people and dressing me in urban wear that already came in and went outta style up north.

Noooo! Not the Coogi sweater vest! :eek: :cry:

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hoodedrat said:
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:bartshock
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It was like stepping into a time warp when I moved down here from Illinois. Shoes and brands I was wearing 3 years prior had just started becoming big down here.

It's like spending 18 years eating fresh Godiva sweets and then switching to tootsie rolls from the pharmacy that have been long expired.

My mother's side is from Augusta, GA, as dirtroad as it gets. I have to bring my Actual English to Kuntruh Aynglish Translator when we have reunions.

It took me 2 days to figure out what skrimps were.
 
gsdx said:
Colour me dumb, but I've never heard of that word before, and Google, for the first time ever, was of no help whatsoever.

What is 'expanic'?
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Never mind. I had a cup of coffee and figured it out by myself.
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
This, my friends, is why I'm leavin' the south the millisecond after I get my degree, I'm gonna get ghost with a quickness, all they gone see is a cloud of smoke.



:rotflmao:

High Point, North Carolina you gone lose some stripes over this one.
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thats so funny.
Is the TV station allow the commercial to be that long ?

The shaking hands acting was so corny.
I like the 2 guys singing "at the reeeeeeeeeeeeeed house" LOL
 
JasunStrikesBack said:
(ok... that commercial isn't real. That's GOT to be a parody. There's just no way anyone could... um... please tell me that's a parody.)
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I wish I could say it is. You can't be surprised, it's North Carolina. Just one state away, in South Carolina, there's a college that discouraged interracial relationships until LAST YEAR.

High Point (the furniture capital of America), the location of this business isn't the most progressive place. When you take the exit into High Point the first thing you see is a motel frequented by prostitutes and homeless alcoholics, so this commercial is probably indicative of the atmosphere of the town.
 
JasunStrikesBack said:
No. Southerners have a bad name because... that commercial makes sense to them.

Southerners give THEMSELVES a bad name. Don't pin it on the furniture salesmen.
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I don't know one southerner where that commercial would make sense to them or be a good idea.

As for the rest, I just don't care to debate someone. Especially you where you mind is cemently made up. No point.
 
OK, c'mon folks.

They may be a hick furniture store in North Carolina, but at least they have a sense of humor. Oh and I have google:

Red House Furniture Ad is Red Hot on YouTube

HIGH POINT, N.C. - There are numerous stores in the Piedmont like Red House Furniture. The downtown High Point store is locally owned and run by people who describe themselves as 'everyday furniture guys.'

Unlike most similar stories, a satirical commercial about Red House has gone viral, turning employees named Richard (Big Head) and Johnny (Ten Gauge) Hill into internet stars.

As of 9 p.m. Thursday night, the spot has been viewed more than 311,000 times in its first week posted on YouTube.

"It is surprising," said Johnny Hill, a.k.a. Ten Gauge, the store's credit manager. "I really didn't know it was going to be this big."

"I was just shocked, just shocked," said salesman Richard Pina, a.k.a. Big Head.

Red House Furniture brags about having a diverse clientele. Rhett and Link took that idea and ran with it.
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The 90-second spot was produced by Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal, who also sing the jingle throughout the commercial. The commercial is a parody of other local furniture ads, which often feature bizarre characters and silly slogans. McLaughlin and Neal's Web site lists the pair as a North Carolina-based comedy team known for their Internet videos and creating viral campaigns:

Microbilt, Red House's credit company paid for production as a test market.

"I knew we'd get some response to it, but I didn't know our phone would ring off the hook everyday all day," said Steve Patalano, Red House VP.

The challenge now is to turn the Web buzz into real customers.
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Seriously, anyone who thought this was serious, there's a couple of yahoo's with a furniture store in the Deep South who have a more sublime sense of satire than you do. Consider yourselves chagrinned.
 
^That takes this thread to an even higher level of hilarity. :rotflmao:
 
guess what, i think this commercial is better than most of the other commercials because its funny and its cheap to make.

ohh and the 2 producers doing the singing.
 
JasunStrikesBack said:
To be fair I've never been to the south. Just know that everyone here who posts from there says similar things.

but hey... as long as you find it as horrifying as I do... good.
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I don't though, seeing how I live in Texas, and love living in Texas.
 
CGHJ said:
OK, c'mon folks.

They may be a hick furniture store in North Carolina, but at least they have a sense of humor. Oh and I have google:

Red House Furniture Ad is Red Hot on YouTube



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Seriously, anyone who thought this was serious, there's a couple of yahoo's with a furniture store in the Deep South who have a more sublime sense of satire than you do. Consider yourselves chagrinned.
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Haha nice, very nice.
 
This pile of shit plays on my t.v. here. Think twice before you move here, lol.[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_mgSdv6GZQ[/ame]
 
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