The winning game!

[radcliffe]

I win 'cause I had a great clear day and you will have one soon...

 

[dynk]

I win because it will clear up today

 

[MTLDude]

win, because ULOM liked the thread I started in appreciation of him!

 

[Triple G]

I win because my new tree has just been planted, only one day late.

 

[radcliffe]

because I spent 3 or 4 hours chatting with a lovely guy...

 

[dynk]

I win because I am up an hour earlier

 

[MTLDude]

I win to console me: the weather is miserable in Montréal!

 

[dynk]

I win because I am making my first beef stew

and our weather is lousy also

 

[MTLDude]

I win because it is the middle of the week!

 

[dynk]

I win because it is hump day

 

[MTLDude]

I win because I cut my father's hair yesterday

 

[dynk]

I win because I cut my own hair

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I say so.

 

[dynk]

Nobody listens to you; so I win

 

[Willie Boy]

That's OK, I'm the only one around here with enough intelligence to win. Guess what, I win.

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I don't make mistakes.

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I have sex with my partner an average of 9 hours per day!

 

[MTLDude]

I win beccause of ^dellusion of grandeur...

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I am the only intelligent person left in this thread.

 

[dynk]

I win because you don't even know what intelligence is.