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The Worst Sex Ever

Tony the Tiger

Tony the Tiger

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We often read stories of mind-melting good sex romps, but for every tale of deliciously erotic, fulfilling sex, there is a depressing, ego-shattering bedroom fiasco lurking in the wings. Sometimes there are misunderstandings. Sometimes things go wrong. Sometimes it's just one gigantic turn-off. Sometimes sex just plain sucks. :mad: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's time to air your confessions on some of the worst sex ever. [/FONT]
 
The last time I had a fucked up sex encounter was when I picked up this good looking guy at the gay pub, we went home and just as we were getting into the “nasty” he told me he doesn’t like getting or giving head, all he wants is a hand job.
I looked at him and said “You gotta be kiddin” ?? I then got up and told him to get dressed, it’s time to leave.

What a waste of a Friday evening. :mad:
 
I called one guy by another guy's name and he put a stop to everything just as he was about to slide "into home". So he is now "the one that got away". DAMNIT!!
 
Even my worst was pretty damn good. I can't complain.
 
Hmmm. That would be the psycho guy I hooked up with at Krave in Vegas in July of 2005. He didn't seem that weird in the club, but man, oh man was he nuts. I was luck to get him out of my hotel room, in the Tropicana no less, without his waking the entire floor. Yikes. Sometimes you run into people that make you realize you are pretty normal no matter how goofed up you might feel...
 
I hooked up with this guy once and we went back to my hotel. Everything seemed normal for about a minute and a half. That's when he wanted me to start pissing in his mouth.....ewww......which I of course said that was not going to happen. Then he asked if I would fart while he rimmed me. Needless to say I was repulsed and got him out of there as quickly as possible. I had to lie to get him to leave. That was vile. I don't do hook-ups anymore. It's a loving relationship or my hand. I still cringe when I think about that guy. :eek:
 
andyspete said:
I hooked up with this guy once and we went back to my hotel. Everything seemed normal for about a minute and a half. That's when he wanted me to start pissing in his mouth.....ewww......which I of course said that was not going to happen. Then he asked if I would fart while he rimmed me. Needless to say I was repulsed and got him out of there as quickly as possible. I had to lie to get him to leave. That was vile. I don't do hook-ups anymore. It's a loving relationship or my hand. I still cringe when I think about that guy. :eek:
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Oh my god, I think I may have thrown up in my mouth while reading that. Ugh.
 
Falling asleep while riding my b/f, that was pretty bad. But we had a good laugh about it later on.
 
my worst was my first time, so sloppy, and awkward and gross, i had no idea what i was doing, and he was a horrible kisser- he was slobbering like a dog.

but nothing comparable to some of the stories that have been told already.
 
My first boyfriend and I were sleeping together (for the first time) in my bed and I was incredibly exhausted. We started fooling around and he wasn't my first by a long shot, but I was just so tired and he was taking so long that I started hallucinating from exhaustion. I semi-dreamt that I was in my Mandarin class repeating tones and started repeating 'jiao' over and over again. When he asked, I lied and told him that it felt so good that all I could think of to say was a Chinese tone out of shear pleasure. (lie).
 
GREAT lie. :)

My first was my worst. Rather hot guy, well hung, but sadly, first time for both of us. It was like two buses ramming each other repeatedly. He was WAY too overenthusiastic - bruising kisses, mauling hands, and I'm surprised he left any skin on my cock. I mean, yeah, there's a learning curve, but you shouldn't have to keep saying, "Look, STOP that - it HURTS!" :)

Lex
 
Surprisingly, the bad ones were very few and far in between...

A cute, nicely built little dude, who believed that trying to rip off my tits was going to do it for me. Gee, did I stop him dead in his tracks...

A blond, cute Czech dude, who sounded enthusiastic and all but turned quickly into a plain board once we hit the bed.

Few absolutely lousy, clueless dicksuckers ever so often...

So, call it a 1% shrinkcage, if you will?

SC
 
The first boyfriend I had, also the first guy with whom I had sex, on night forgot that my ass was NOT a vagina. You just can't shove that thing in dry.

It honestly knocked the wind out of me and I was in pain for days.
 
The first time I copped it up the khyber pass .... still makes my eyes water when I think about it. Been all good since then, though. ..|
 
Tony the Tiger said:
The last time I had a fucked up sex encounter was when I picked up this good looking guy at the gay pub, we went home and just as we were getting into the “nasty” he told me he doesn’t like getting or giving head, all he wants is a hand job.
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I think I dated that guy last year! lol
 
in My first or second time that I had sex this year I went with this guy, who keep telling me he "only do it for pleasure", "That was just a phase" and etc. He mentioned my mother (I still live with my parents) every 5 seconds. I can pretty much say with any problem that I was complete limp. worst. sex. ever.

and he din't kissed too. U.U
 
The first time. Oh so long ago I was 18 a virgin and very desperate to have sex, so I met this guy over the phone thru mutual friends and we talked for hours. We told each other we would meet the next day. I was so horny I couldn't wait. So the next day comes around he picks me up and he's quite homely, but being the horndog that I am I wasn't going to let a little ugly get in the way of some first time fucking. We got back in his car and drove around for hours trying to find a place to do the deed. We came upon a field that was pretty hidden. Now I live in South Texas it was August and hotter than hell. I didn't know what to do and I told him so, he said not worry he would handle everything. He started by kissing me or I should say more like a throat examination with his tongue which was pretty gross. He then took my pants off and sat on my dick now that would be something cool you would think except that he was Rick Ocasek skinny and his butt bone kept squishing my balls to the point that I couldn't take it anymore I asked him to please get off me which he did. He then proceeded to give me head except he had teeth like Jon Heder and scraped my dick so hard that I had scabs for about a week, anyways I didn't cum I didn't call him back and it took me almost a year before I had sex again with a guy
 
bobeeboi3767 said:
The first time. Oh so long ago I was 18 a virgin and very desperate to have sex, so I met this guy over the phone thru mutual friends and we talked for hours. We told each other we would meet the next day. I was so horny I couldn't wait. So the next day comes around he picks me up and he's quite homely, but being the horndog that I am I wasn't going to let a little ugly get in the way of some first time fucking. We got back in his car and drove around for hours trying to find a place to do the deed. We came upon a field that was pretty hidden. Now I live in South Texas it was August and hotter than hell. I didn't know what to do and I told him so, he said not worry he would handle everything. He started by kissing me or I should say more like a throat examination with his tongue which was pretty gross. He then took my pants off and sat on my dick now that would be something cool you would think except that he was Rick Ocasek skinny and his butt bone kept squishing my balls to the point that I couldn't take it anymore I asked him to please get off me which he did. He then proceeded to give me head except he had teeth like Jon Heder and scraped my dick so hard that I had scabs for about a week, anyways I didn't cum I didn't call him back and it took me almost a year before I had sex again with a guy
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My heart goes out to you dude.......No one's first time should be so painful. Ouch!!
 
- A guy that didn't had a clue of how to kiss, maybe he tought my face was an icecream. By looking at the mess he made you could say that he licked my face (far, far away from sexy, and more like a dog) instead of kissed my lips.#-o

- A guy who fall asleep (almost instantly) and stop everything we were doing after he got off.:eek:

- A guy that at next morning he told me "last night was great!", but i was sooooo drunk that i couldn't remember much, and the part that i remembered was no so great after all... so my reply was "...uh.. i'm glad you like it".:rolleyes:
 
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