Theme songs to accompany JUB Drama

[Ram]

We like to think that the fights/arguments we get into at JUB are epic and life-changing. How about some songs to accompany them? Here are the songs that play in my head whenever I read such threads.

JUBber VS Mod:



Race thread:



We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never get where
We're goin'
Round and round


White men-only preference:



Whatever gets you through the night 'salright, 'salright
It's your money or life 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a sword to cut through flowers oh no, oh no

Whatever gets you through your life 'salright, 'salright
Do it wrong or do it right 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a watch to waste your time oh no, oh no

Having sex with straight guys:



Oh-oh, I'm with Stupid
Oh-oh, I'm with Stupid

I have to ask myself
Like any lover might:
Have you made a fool of me?
Are you not Mr. Right?
You grin
I pose
It's not about sincerity
Everybody knows

Mysterious Banning:



Straight guy obsession:



I will follow Him,
Follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be
For nothing can keep me away,
He is my destiny.

I will follow Him,
Ever since He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love.

Any day in CE&P/American Politics:



NyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyan


*Remove stick from arse and locate funnybone before posting*

 

[fetaby]

Circumcision Threads...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc[/ame]

 

[Ram]

Argh THANK YOU. Was having a hard time finding a song with the word "cut" in it. Nearly picked any Paris Hilton song to mimic the pain of circumcision.

 

[Ram]

^

 

[Ram]

 

[JayQueer]

You haven't had drama..........until you have JayQueer DRAMA!!!!


This is JayQueer's official song -- by Ke$ha -- "Blow"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng&ob=av2e[/ame]

 

[Ram]

JayQ this is a more appropriate theme song for you.

 

[JayQueer]

@Ram,

I say thanks, but no thanks, to the[STRIKE] "Bridge to Nowhere" [/STRIKE] "The Duck Song."

Ke$ha is my girl! I love her! She is so fabulous and fierce!

My song is "Blow", by Ke$ha!

 

[wonderwort]

To all the haters



"And I'm not sorry.....
It's human nature......
Im not your bitch dont hang your shit on me"

 

[JayQueer]

@Elvin,

This song is better for that gay boi who's trying to make moves on YOUR man.....

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY[/ame]

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

a general theme song to be played at the beginning of each JUB drama

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e[/ame]

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

For arguments about circumcision:
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground -- try this trick and spin it.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iC0YXspJRM&feature=fvst[/ame]

See, your head will collapse if there's nothing in it...

 

[MJEH89]

Where's EJ's "The Bitch is Back"...???

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Race Threads​

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9kpIUa1hcU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9kpIUa1hcU[/ame]

 

[BostonPirate]

me sitting at home getting drunk and reading threads, talking out loud at the posts...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fjvZ4hHTGA[/ame]

 

[Tadaa]

Weird Question Thread:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzV9QExGFQs[/ame]

 

[Tadaa]

Misunderstood/Argument Thread:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4A1K4lXDo&ob=av2e[/ame]

 

[BostonPirate]

this one is for tyler's thread

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM&ob[/ame]

 

[Tadaa]

The JUB Crush:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JojV8kNfWK8[/ame]

 

[Paws]

Haven't found out which topic this suits, but it HAS to be included: