There is no such thing as...

[HunterM]

I beg to differ. I have personally made tasty/delicious, fat-free, sugar-free cupcakes.

That is total BS!!! Care to send a dozen of them to my way? I'll be the judge

 

[sixthson]

If there is no such thing as a completely straight man, wouldn't that mean there is no such thing as a completely gay man? Yet we don't hear alot about gay men trying to get in women's pants, or licking her clit while she sleeps (platonically) next to him in bed or seducing her while she is drunk because we all know that drunk girls are willing to sleep with gay men if 'real' men are not available.

 

[bw92116]

Is today Blanket Statement Day?
Are we in Broad Generalizations Week?
Is April now National Pigeonhole Month?
Will 2012 be The Year of Prejudice & Discrimination?

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

^The answer to all those questions and more, right after this commercial break!

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[oakpope]

] "There is no such thing as natural beauty".

I believe beauty is heavily cultured oriented, and so the idea that beauty is artificial and purely in the eye of the beholder would tend to agree with your quote "There is no such thing as natural beauty".

 

[palbert]

From whence did you derive this wisdom?

 

[oakpope]

There is no such thing as.....filloopfrieks!


I win, i win, i win.

So sorry, but I catched some in the gardens in Paris this morning.

You loose, you loose, you loose.

 

[oakpope]

tss tss I can distinguish between friekfiloops and filoopfrieks very well sir. The shades of color of the two are totally different as salmon is different from light pink.

Furthermore, the one I catched tried to bite me, if that's not proof enough...

 

[oakpope]

I have one of each kind in each hand, had have I got a third hand I would have taken a picture . And you owe me some fingers as these little bast...s are quit hungry

PS : for the please email me asap

 

[figjam]

Did you know? There's no such thing as...

A completely straight man - Any male, if found in the right situation, will allow another man to pleasure him, regardless of sexuality.

lol.. that is one of the oldest cliche's in life. Do people still try to believe this? Wow

 

[medic1]

LOL, good questions!

I was really addressing more specifically the OP comments regarding the so called "straight man" and how faithful is he. Who is he cheating on his wife or girlfriend with? How often might he venture into a relationship with another guy just out of pure curiosity? I was only trying to stimulate conversation, not confuse the matter. Anyway, I probably should have been more specific, or not even posted. Most folks seem more disgruntle by this thread than anything else. Sorry ....

Buddy , never apologise for making a Thread or Post as long as it was not as crap
as that one .

 

[gaystorm]

Um... the main poster has not been back in a long time. Maybe a staight guy set the story....well....straight.

 

[HunterM]

What do you use as a sweetener?

I would imagine honey, honey.

 

[ravenstar]

Cool.. if that is the case, can you all line up to the left so I can sexually satisfy you, feel free to bring a friend or 10.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Hopefully, the fact that he hasn't answered means that he has realized the idiocy of his argument, but I doubt it.

He's busy fucking straight guys.

Lex

 

[72-Jay]

Did you know? There's no such thing as...
A completely straight man

So following this logic that would also mean:
There is also no such thing as...
* A completely gay man
* A completely straight woman
* A completely lesbian woman

----
So in other words that would mean everyone is at least somewhat bi? LOL

 

[tcrawford18]

The reason I didn't respond right away is because I actually have a life outside of jub, unlike most of you on here. And I certainly do apologize for keeping you all waiting. I'm flattered that you were all sitting at your computers refreshing this thread drooling in anticipation over what my response will be. So thank you for that!!

First of all you should just know I am not intending to offend anyone with the facts I provide to you. I am simply trying to educate my fellow gay man in the truths and lessons of life. Then maybe you can be better prepared and learn to live happy lives instead of suffering through life as bitter and resentful queens. It's the least I can do for humanity.

I stand by everything I said earlier. And yes to go further into detail when I say no man is 100% straight you are correct in stating that as such no man is 100% gay either. I know many gay men who have slept with girlfriends when they were drunk or just horny as all hell. But of course only the truly secure men are able to admit to their time of weakness. The rest push it into a deep, dark, and secret place where it lingers for so long they themselves believe the truth to be a lie. "No way, I never put my dick in a pussy, that's just gross" - Yeah right. If it's an opening that your dick will fit into, you'll screw it. Men, women, animals, fruit, plastic imitations of body parts... it's all been screwed by men. Because men have to put their dick somewhere. At all times.

And to the person who has an "effeminate straight coworker" - Don't lie. I've seen you two making out when you thought no one was looking. But don't worry. I won't tell his pathetically naive girlfriend.

Thank you all so much for wanting to learn more! I hope my words of wisdom helped!

 

[medic1]

The reason I didn't respond right away is because I actually have a life outside of jub, unlike most of you on here. And I certainly do apologize for keeping you all waiting. I'm flattered that you were all sitting at your computers refreshing this thread drooling in anticipation over what my response will be. So thank you for that!!

First of all you should just know I am not intending to offend anyone with the facts I provide to you. I am simply trying to educate my fellow gay man in the truths and lessons of life. Then maybe you can be better prepared and learn to live happy lives instead of suffering through life as bitter and resentful queens. It's the least I can do for humanity.

I stand by everything I said earlier. And yes to go further into detail when I say no man is 100% straight you are correct in stating that as such no man is 100% gay either. I know many gay men who have slept with girlfriends when they were drunk or just horny as all hell. But of course only the truly secure men are able to admit to their time of weakness. The rest push it into a deep, dark, and secret place where it lingers for so long they themselves believe the truth to be a lie. "No way, I never put my dick in a pussy, that's just gross" - Yeah right. If it's an opening that your dick will fit into, you'll screw it. Men, women, animals, fruit, plastic imitations of body parts... it's all been screwed by men. Because men have to put their dick somewhere. At all times.

And to the person who has an "effeminate straight coworker" - Don't lie. I've seen you two making out when you thought no one was looking. But don't worry. I won't tell his pathetically naive girlfriend.

Thank you all so much for wanting to learn more! I hope my words of wisdom helped!

AAh the smell of badly burned sarcasm in the Morning .

So there is still a glut of Go-G0 boy`s in Las Vegas ,you poor thing .

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

The reason I didn't respond right away is because I actually have a life outside of jub, unlike most of you on here.

If you actually had a life, you wouldn't have responded, much less written any of this trite crap. But hey, I see you learned the art of deflection this week from reading Cracked.com. Good job.

And I certainly do apologize for keeping you all waiting. I'm flattered that you were all sitting at your computers refreshing this thread drooling in anticipation over what my response will be. So thank you for that!!

Actually, only a scant few people waited. The rest were just fine knowing that, like the true coward you are, you had your tail tucked between your legs just waiting to see just how many people would respond. Trolling 101, Class 7 - Turning A Loss Into A Win In Your Own Head.

First of all you should just know I am not intending to offend anyone with the facts I provide to you. I am simply trying to educate my fellow gay man in the truths and lessons of life. Then maybe you can be better prepared and learn to live happy lives instead of suffering through life as bitter and resentful queens. It's the least I can do for humanity.

The least you could do for humanity is learn that you can't speak for it.
The most you could do, apparently, is learn the difference between fact and opinion.

I stand by everything I said earlier. And yes to go further into detail when I say no man is 100% straight you are correct in stating that as such no man is 100% gay either. I know many gay men who have slept with girlfriends when they were drunk or just horny as all hell. But of course only the truly secure men are able to admit to their time of weakness. The rest push it into a deep, dark, and secret place where it lingers for so long they themselves believe the truth to be a lie. "No way, I never put my dick in a pussy, that's just gross" - Yeah right. If it's an opening that your dick will fit into, you'll screw it. Men, women, animals, fruit, plastic imitations of body parts... it's all been screwed by men. Because men have to put their dick somewhere. At all times.

Ah, advanced trolling. Learned, this young padawon is.

I can put my dick in my hand or in another mans' mouth or ass. I've never been so horny as to want to fuck a female or some other random orifice. Because, unlike the man you have described yourself as, not only am I 100% gay, I've also got self control. If you're fine knowing that you're a whore and a future rapist, so be it. I'm not.

And to the person who has an "effeminate straight coworker" - Don't lie. I've seen you two making out when you thought no one was looking. But don't worry. I won't tell his pathetically naive girlfriend.

MANAGER. Effeminate straight MANAGER. And you've seen me kiss him like Sarah Palin has seen Russia from her house.

Thank you all so much for wanting to learn more! I hope my words of wisdom helped!

You're a fool, a liar and as dumb as Marco Sensual. That's the only wisdom i've gained.

 

[oakpope]

MANAGER. Effeminate straight MANAGER. And you've seen me kiss him like Sarah Palin has seen Russia from her house.

Yeah ! I laugh again. This thread delivers on the laughs, it could even be worth it after all