They're so lame but you cannot resist how adorable they are.

[jd8686]

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "God" spelt backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.”

And not forgetting:

Would you help me look for my lost dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel room.

(All must be said with a creepy leering look)

 

[BlueLantern]

My best line..


I walked up to a guy and said, "you. don't leave without me."

He was waiting by the door at the end of the night.

so... what happened next?

 

[winterknight]

There's an occasional feature on www.suburbanjungle.com called 'bad pickup line theater'

Here's an example:

 

[justsimon]

A friend in high school used to say this to me all the time:

"I forgot my phone number can I have yours?"

 

[Christopher123]

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

That's soooooo romantic.

 

[Soilwork]

I like every bone in your body. Especially mine.

 

[Soilwork]

Can I buy you a drink, or are you drunk enough to think I'm hot already?

 

[Christopher123]

I like every bone in your body. Especially mine.

Ooooooo, now that's a good one.

lol

 

[Diodorus]

Can I buy you a drink, or are you drunk enough to think I'm hot already?

I'll vote on that one too...Really good Jase