Thieves, you have been warned. This woman will fuck you up.

[jdcnow]

Thieves, burglars, robbers, purse snatchers and other societal riffraff... take note - The lovely Ms. Robin Irvine of Hemet, CA, an outlying southeast suburb of Los Angeles, will cut a bitch.

What did she do when two burglars broke into her house in the middle of the night, while her and her cat were asleep? She broke out a tomahawk on their ass.

Rob Hayes of KABC-TV Channel 7 Los Angeles picks it up from there (click here for the full story and a video version).

Robin Irvine is not a woman to mess with. The Hemet resident says she's angry that break-ins and vandalism in her neighborhood have been going on for too long.Early Saturday morning, Irvine found two men quietly moving through her home. She said one of them tried grabbing her watch.

"It scared me seeing my watch, feeling my watch move. It was sheer panic," Irvine said.
Irvine responded with shock and awe because she was wearing the watch the man was trying to steal.

"I sat right up and screamed at the top of my lungs," she said.

But Irvine's ear-splitting scream is nothing compared to her head-splitting tomahawk, which she keeps bedside.

Respect.

 

[Essex Boy]

If this had happened in England the householder would have been Tasered, restrained, bundled into a car, Tasered again, thrown into a cell, strip-searched, be made to give a DNA sample and charged with assault. If she hadn't thrown the axe she'd have waited a few days for the Police to visit and then been given a form to fill in. The paper reporting the story would never refer to 'her home'. It would be her '£230,000 four-bedroom detached house' or her 'two-bedroom council house'.

 

[jdcnow]

I can just see the internet memes now...

"Two Men Broke Into Her House / Threatens Them Back With An Axe!"

 

[Agent Provocateur]

I once knew a woman who got mugged by a man almost twice her size. Unfortunately for him, she was a brown belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Despite having gel nails and wearing 6" stilettos, she managed to break two of his ribs, dislocate his jaw and break his nose. She broke a couple of her fingers, but she fucked him right up.

 

[johaninsc]

I prefer the lazy way...

 

[jdcnow]

I prefer the lazy way...

Meh, true, it's quicker and easier, but also, too messy for me.

 

[jdcnow]

I once knew a woman who got mugged by a man almost twice her size. Unfortunately for him, she was a brown belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Despite having gel nails and wearing 6" stilettos, she managed to break two of his ribs, dislocate his jaw and break his nose. She broke a couple of her fingers, but she fucked him right up.

My boss at my housekeeping job, his girlfriend was once store manager of a beauty supplies/cosmetics store in a particularly not so nice neighborhood. She's about 5ft 6 or so, and doesn't weigh that much. One morning, she was having a particularly rotten day already - didn't feel good, trying to get caught up on all her work, make out the staff schedule, and just generally had a lot on her plate that day. And she was by herself that day, too. Then, late that morning, about 10 or 11am, she's in the back doing work, and this tall guy much bigger than her comes in.

He goes behind the counter and tries to take some of the high-dollar expensive hair clippers and salon-quality scissors that are like over $100 bucks apiece.

She ran up there, and was like, "What are you doing behind my counter?"
Robber: "Get back, or I'm gonna cut you..."

He shouldn't have said that. She's a former United States Marine. And the Marine inside that pretty little head just clicked...

Manager: "Bitch, I'm gonna cut YOU! GET THE HELL UP OUT MY STORE!!!"

She'd literally threatened him back with a huge pair of store use utility scissors she'd had under the counter.

Nobody, including my boss (her boyfriend) ever even so much as made her mad for like a month after that.

 

[LeicsDom]

My thought is that if someone breaks in to your property then they forfeit all rights to be treated decently
They deserve anything, up to and including life threatening injuries, from the owners