Things Gay Men Do That Annoy The Shit Out Of You

[rareboy]

^ Shave your body hair?

 

[jbrown329]

You sound like a true self hating gay guy that wants to be straight. You need to stop. Jm

You should've known 'bird person'. He was called that because he'd fold his arms and flap like a bird.

Out on our porch flapping his arms, squatting up and down screaming "bye husband" over and over. No damn wonder why the next door neighbor's kids started in. They shot one window with a BB gun. Threw dog shit all over the side of our house. Broke all the windows on the back porch. Threw rocks at the house.

Bird showed up (they were staying with us) drunk from the bar. Hollering "don't butt plug me". Next day we hear the kids next door playing and using the same phrase. Nice.

Is THAT nelly enough for you?

 

[refujiunderground]

You should've known 'bird person'. He was called that because he'd fold his arms and flap like a bird.

Out on our porch flapping his arms, squatting up and down screaming "bye husband" over and over. No damn wonder why the next door neighbor's kids started in. They shot one window with a BB gun. Threw dog shit all over the side of our house. Broke all the windows on the back porch. Threw rocks at the house.

Bird showed up (they were staying with us) drunk from the bar. Hollering "don't butt plug me". Next day we hear the kids next door playing and using the same phrase. Nice.

Is THAT nelly enough for you?

Well... if it makes him happy. Big bird is a girl.

 

[Devois]

Ugh none of the Abrahamic religions teach acceptance of gay people. Quite the contrary there are verses in the Torah, Bible and Quran which call for the death of homosexuals.

My point is why can't gays just leave these Abrahamic religions and go to more pro gay religions. You know some religions even have LGBT Gods but LGBT Abrahamics are so stuck up Yahweh/Jesus/Allah's ass even though he can stand you.

I don't understand how someone could just choose to follow another religion without being a henotheist or believing in alternative dharmas or some such. If a gay believes that in all that, then he'd believe that making a conscious decision to abandon God for another god that he doesn't believe in at that point would only make matters worse. Even if he'd have a happier life, he'd be damned for becoming an apostate as well as homosexuality.

You should've known 'bird person'. He was called that because he'd fold his arms and flap like a bird.

That is so unlike the Bird Person I know from Rick and Morty:

 

[TheLoveableLoner]

I agree with this, why do some gay men act extra effeminate in public? It seems like they are acting super gay on purpose to get attention.

^Add stupid attitudes like this to my list.

 

[Mariatenebre]

Devois the thing is even if Yahweh existed I wouldn't worship him. Even if he did throw me in his celestial concentration camp called hell this wouldn't endear me to him or make me want to worship him. This would only make me want to destroy him even more. The fact is there are many religions and Gods that accept homosexuals so why waste your time on a god that hates you when other Gods will accept you. Originally the whole world was mostly polytheistic. Even the Hebrews themselves were originally polytheists as Yahweh originally was a war god in polytheistic Canaan and one of the 70 sons of El Elyon and Athirat. People convert to new religions every day so why not trade up. Why worship an evil, cruel and homophobic god when you can worship a nice deity.

 

[figjam]

The body hair fixation.

It's just hair, people! Not that serious, and no, it doesn't make you "more of a man."

That voice lisp thing... ewwww!

and flapping.

 

[rareboy]

Hide in their closets.

 

[HornyJock]

Being camp, I just don't get it.
I understand being effeminate, but I really don't get that over the top shit.