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Things I have talked about with strangers at the Urinal

Corny

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Apparently some guys very much do like to talk at the urinals. Mind this all have been total strangers.

- whether designers ever can be good at math
- that his grandpa has an old suit that is SO stylish that he could wear it today
- "have your ever thought about how icky anal sex is? it's a poo exit!" "well you are just peeing out of your tool of penetration" *silence*
- if I could think of a better band logo (was the drummer of a band I just watched 20mins before)
- if I can also pee while holding my junk with my left hand (he took an obvious glance at mine before .. )

to be continued.
 
i have never struck up a conversation with a guy at a urinal.

i did have one boss that would say the oddest things when we would meet in the men's room though. "i have to pee so bad my eyeballs were starting to sweat!" :lol:
 
not wanting to go ANYWHERE near a urinal - ESPECIALLY if someone is standing next to me -- i definately would not wanna be talking let alone glancing anywhere -- then trying to explain my black - eye when i got back to my table. no no no ---
now if Noiro was draining his veins -- i'd manage the nerve to step up and rubberneck - and make the same offer to help....
 
I too have complete strangers converse with me at the urinal too; seemingly innoncent stuff; but all the time I'm getting my stuff looked at.............lol

It's usually stuff like, "I had to piss so bad..........."!

Some guys just don't care and just look right at "it" and make NO "bones" about it! ha ha Hey! I'd say it's a real, true, freebie.............so go ahead.

I think it's NOT just gay/bi guys doing the lookin either; guys just are curious about what other guys have and they canNOT control their eyes when it comes to checkin YOU out~!(*8*):kiss:
 
I've never discussed anything like math and designers, but I think that I'll give these a go next time it looks like we'll be standing there awhile.

'Does someone talking to you at the urinal make you more or less piss-shy?'

'So who do you think really won the election in Iran?'

'Doesn't the sound of all this water running make you thirsty?'

'So how bout those (fill in the name of any team)?'

'Do you ever just find yourself trying to check out your neighbours junk?'....(pause) I mean, the stuff they leave at the curb for pick-up.'
 
GL said:
i have never struck up a conversation with a guy at a urinal.

i did have one boss that would say the oddest things when we would meet in the men's room though. "i have to pee so bad my eyeballs were starting to sweat!" :lol:
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Well those are the "classics". Also mind that I never started the conversation. I don't really mind talking at the urinal, I just think it's kinda weird.

rareboy said:
'Do you ever just find yourself trying to check out your neighbours junk?'....(pause) I mean, the stuff they leave at the curb for pick-up.'
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Nice try, I shall remember that one for a cute guy :o
 
-Noiro said:
:lol:
that's a good one.

One of my favorites is right after you unzip and pull it out go "WHOA... wow... whew, that water sure is cold...":badgrin:
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lol! that would have been oddly funny if he had. :lol:
 
How can you carry on a conversation when your mouth is full?

(awaiting inevitable points)

Lex
 
If you're giving head to somebody, and he still has enough mental facility to carry on a conversation - sign language or no - you're probably not doing it well enough. :)

Lex
 
Hey! You're kind of cute, can I see your penis?
- Sure!
It looks delicious, may I have a taste?
- Be my Guest!

Jk Jk
I never use the Urinals.
 
I once had a drunken conversation with a guy at the urinal about what it was like to be uncut. He was uncut - not me. Interesting the little extra you gotta do.
 
How can anybody start a conversation at a restr -

"Hey wait, where are you going? I'm not finished yet with my story!"

"Well duh, talk to me at the bar if you need to."
 
Paws said:
How can anybody start a conversation at a restr -

"Hey wait, where are you going? I'm not finished yet with my story!"

"Well duh, talk to me at the bar if you need to."
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LOL very true. No talking! It is a rule.
 
What I expected was a bit of serious comment about the cultural differences around a country such as here in the USA between east cost, west coaast, the plains, or the south. And for those who live in the inter-mountain northwest. I once thought about writing an editorial about this for one of the gay magazines.

As time goes by there are less and less public urinals and now primarily private stalls, which raises the issue of many new cultural practices. Oh well.

Shep+*|*:badgrin:
 
Corny said:
Apparently some guys very much do like to talk at the urinals. Mind this all have been total strangers.

- whether designers ever can be good at math
- that his grandpa has an old suit that is SO stylish that he could wear it today
- "have your ever thought about how icky anal sex is? it's a poo exit!" "well you are just peeing out of your tool of penetration" *silence*
- if I could think of a better band logo (was the drummer of a band I just watched 20mins before)
- if I can also pee while holding my junk with my left hand (he took an obvious glance at mine before .. )

to be continued.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.

*run*
 
Are these incidents and conversations happening at gay bar/clubs? Because most guys don't typically get into deep conversations or look at other guys cocks at anywhere I've been....

but when I went to a gay club once the urinals were all connected as one big urinal that everyone has to share, similar to the restrooms at sports arenas due to the high traffic, but the part that creeped me out is that there was a mirror directly by where everyone's cock was so anyone using the urinal can see everyone else's cock. Pretty disgusting.....
 
None of this happened at a gay bar/club. Actually I can't remember ever talking to someone at the urinal at a gay bar/club/party, but partly caused by the fact that I mostly avoid them there ;)
 
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