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refujiunderground
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before i go into the list that consist of a few things... i have to talk about the biggest one.
a nasty motherfucker.
and i mean a nasty motherfucker. not the occasional do something once in the blue when you're not looking nasty. i mean the unforgivable nasty motherfucker that does something so gross that it makes your stomach sick or makes you lose your appetite
i understand if you're by yourself, you can dig into your ass, pick your nose, wipe your boogers on the wall, jerk off, wipe your ass or take a piss without washing your hand when nobody is around. that's cool. that's your business. you're still a nasty motherfucker but as long as you keep that shit private, while you're alone, not around other people even if you're in your house, then i don't give a fuck. it would be best if you don't let me know though because i might just stay the fuck away from you or might fall back.
BUT if you do all that in front of people like i saw two people do within an hour after i drove from the gas station where the attendant was blowing his nose, digging into it and then touching my brother's car gas tank..
and then i go to the local convenient store, slowchek where i see a taxi driver launching a HUGE snot rocket out of his nose that was coming out his nose like a fucking piece of spaghetti, then wiping whatever booger got onto his hand on the store building wall outside. i'm getting naueous thinking about what i saw. i was going to eat some nachos but not anymore. and before that, i went into shoprite where i don't know... i put on the basket handle for the shoprite basket and i felt like my right hand had something on it. i look at it and i see something light brownish. i put my nose up to smell it and it faintly smelled like shit. i threw the basket down and i went to the bathroom to wash it off.
but yeah, if you're that type of person, unless you really change your habits where you clean yourself up and curb that shit. i will NEVER give you the time of day. you don't have to be super hygenic. you don't have to shower everyday. you don't have to keep your room super tidy or whatever else. just have the decency to make somewhat of an effort to show that you give a fuck about your hygenie. for real. i understand if once in a blue moon you have a blown stain in your underwear BUT if it's all the time or when i'm about to have sex with you, you have a SHITTY ass in which i know you never took the time or the effort to clean your ass. you need to stay the fuck away from me. if it's a spec of shit on the condom, okay. if i put my dick in your ass and my dick which is already black as fuck (looking grey in the condom though) comes out to looking like it got shoved into the defryer or dipped in extra chocolate. i'm going to shove my foot up your ass.
but as for that long essay, some other things.
-guys that try to come on too strong as in they pretty much let you know that they want you in bed with them asap. you know, i like to play hard to get.
but besides that, i like taking things slow. try getting to know me first. if things don't work out or if i chose not to jump into bed with you or put you in the friend zone, don't get mad. that doesn't mean that things will be the same in the future. you know, i might start catching feelings for you where we could start dating.
-a guy that likes to insult you in front of other people than acts all cool when you and him are by yourselves. i don't like that shit. you were cool when it's you and me talking but then when a third party comes around, you want to start talking shit. i understand if we're joking around, that's cool but i can tell the difference from a joke from someone being disrespectful quite easy. i look at that as a sign of weakness. you need someone around to let you speak your mind but you can't tell me right to my face because you're afraid that i might kick your ass.
i can't even fight anyway. what part of the game is that?
a nasty motherfucker.
and i mean a nasty motherfucker. not the occasional do something once in the blue when you're not looking nasty. i mean the unforgivable nasty motherfucker that does something so gross that it makes your stomach sick or makes you lose your appetite
i understand if you're by yourself, you can dig into your ass, pick your nose, wipe your boogers on the wall, jerk off, wipe your ass or take a piss without washing your hand when nobody is around. that's cool. that's your business. you're still a nasty motherfucker but as long as you keep that shit private, while you're alone, not around other people even if you're in your house, then i don't give a fuck. it would be best if you don't let me know though because i might just stay the fuck away from you or might fall back.
BUT if you do all that in front of people like i saw two people do within an hour after i drove from the gas station where the attendant was blowing his nose, digging into it and then touching my brother's car gas tank..
and then i go to the local convenient store, slowchek where i see a taxi driver launching a HUGE snot rocket out of his nose that was coming out his nose like a fucking piece of spaghetti, then wiping whatever booger got onto his hand on the store building wall outside. i'm getting naueous thinking about what i saw. i was going to eat some nachos but not anymore. and before that, i went into shoprite where i don't know... i put on the basket handle for the shoprite basket and i felt like my right hand had something on it. i look at it and i see something light brownish. i put my nose up to smell it and it faintly smelled like shit. i threw the basket down and i went to the bathroom to wash it off. but yeah, if you're that type of person, unless you really change your habits where you clean yourself up and curb that shit. i will NEVER give you the time of day. you don't have to be super hygenic. you don't have to shower everyday. you don't have to keep your room super tidy or whatever else. just have the decency to make somewhat of an effort to show that you give a fuck about your hygenie. for real. i understand if once in a blue moon you have a blown stain in your underwear BUT if it's all the time or when i'm about to have sex with you, you have a SHITTY ass in which i know you never took the time or the effort to clean your ass. you need to stay the fuck away from me. if it's a spec of shit on the condom, okay. if i put my dick in your ass and my dick which is already black as fuck (looking grey in the condom though) comes out to looking like it got shoved into the defryer or dipped in extra chocolate. i'm going to shove my foot up your ass.
but as for that long essay, some other things.
-guys that try to come on too strong as in they pretty much let you know that they want you in bed with them asap. you know, i like to play hard to get.
but besides that, i like taking things slow. try getting to know me first. if things don't work out or if i chose not to jump into bed with you or put you in the friend zone, don't get mad. that doesn't mean that things will be the same in the future. you know, i might start catching feelings for you where we could start dating. -a guy that likes to insult you in front of other people than acts all cool when you and him are by yourselves. i don't like that shit. you were cool when it's you and me talking but then when a third party comes around, you want to start talking shit. i understand if we're joking around, that's cool but i can tell the difference from a joke from someone being disrespectful quite easy. i look at that as a sign of weakness. you need someone around to let you speak your mind but you can't tell me right to my face because you're afraid that i might kick your ass.
i can't even fight anyway. what part of the game is that?
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i didn't mean it like that.