Things You do while masturbating?

[AsianDream]

Hi AsianDream

Lefty is not disrespecting you. he's just using his unique brand of humor, that's all.

A few months ago,when I was very new to JuB, I misunderstood one of Lefty's posts and my reply was very similar to your post that I've quoted.

fortunately I realized my mistake in time...and was able to make a good friend
...I hope you can too
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Happy Birthday, Lefty

Thanks johaninsc: - I'm not very good at understanding some US humour

So Happy Birthday Lefty

 

[Lefty]

Now and again i put a plastic bag over my head to restrict the old breathing.

Bendy,

You know that is a waste of time. As many times as your mum tried and
it didn't work

Maybe go down (you are good at that eh?) to Falkirk and bypass the wheel,
swim under water through the tunnel to the C&F.

Just an idea....

 

[Lefty]

Well Bendy,

If you have the proper papers and certification,

I'm sure we could find a plce at Morro Rock for a

week or so. We sleep double do to only having

four suites...But the beds are tempur-pedic kings.

 

[bangthisbi]

I have a dildo that I like to fuck my ass with while I stroke my pole. Everytime that thing is in my ass it makes me want to get fucked by the real thing even more.
I have another dildo that I suck on while jerking off. Yes, it makes me to suck a Real Cock and taste a load of cum.
When I play with my toys, I usually imagine they are one of the guys that I have met on JUB. If I use both,it's two JUB cocks that I'm thinking about. I must say there are some guys here that I wouldn't mind joining for some MMM fun. I want to be the one sucking and getting fucked at the same time.
I have met some fine females here too and I imagine sharing cock with them often.
So, just about everytime I jerk off, I'm thinking about JUB cock and pussy.

 

[AsianDream]

Well i'm mighty tempted Lefty, but on the bed front would i have to bring my own rubber sheets, sure hate to leave a fellow with piss stains.

I've got three King Size bed waterproof matteress covers - but they're too heavy to pack more than one when I travel

 

[Lefty]

Don't sweat it Bendy,

Gazebo 'B' has a small spa and a big waterbed

It is designed for self cleaning rinse and GLOW.

 

[Lefty]

If you can wake her

Hell Yes

 

[cockster21]

I put fingers in my ass or a butt plug or I just play with my penis and taste my precum while watching a good porn or while talking to people online.

 

[AsianDream]

I put fingers in my ass or a butt plug or I just play with my penis and taste my precum while watching a good porn or while talking to people online.

i think a finger or two in my ass makes it way better - What did surprise me is that Staright guys do this as well - I'd sort of always thought of anal play it as a gay/bi thing only

 

[Kyanimal]

i think a finger or two in my ass makes it way better - What did surprise me is that Staright guys do this as well - I'd sort of always thought of anal play it as a gay/bi thing only

I'm going to go with the "10-80-10 Rule". 10 percent would NEVER put anything in their butt. 80 percent wouldn't generally do it, butt would try it given the right circumstances. And, 10 percent are inclined to do it all the time.

Not only do I think that would hold true for the general population, but also within each of the three subcategories that we're always talking about ... Str8, Bi, and Gay ...

It's my view that Guys are Guys, no matter their Basic Orientation, and we all need to get rid of those darned Labels, and the preconceived notions that go with them!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[AsianDream]

I'm going to go with the "10-80-10 Rule". 10 percent would NEVER put anything in their butt. 80 percent wouldn't generally do it, butt would try it given the right circumstances. And, 10 percent are inclined to do it all the time.

Not only do I think that would hold true for the general population, but also within each of the three subcategories that we're always talking about ... Str8, Bi, and Gay ...

It's my view that Guys are Guys, no matter their Basic Orientation, and we all need to get rid of those darned Labels, and the preconceived notions that go with them!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

I guess that as 42% of guys here put a finger (or two) in their ass - it probably is more common for gay/bi people than for straight people?

I do agree sometimes labels don't help - but do also say a lot about who we are as well

 

[Kyanimal]

You see, I'm not so sure about it being any more, or less, common for Str8 people. I've known some truly Str8 guys that have done some very Gay/Bi things.

And, yeah!, they really are Str8! They are majorly into chicks, and not attracted to guys at all. Butt, that doesn't mean they won't try some stuff.

It's the problem with "The Labels", again. I mean, who gets to decide who fits where? I tend to let the individuals define themselves. So, if a guy says he's Str8, and still enjoys sticking things up his butt, who am I to argue with him? And, if a guy says he's Str8, I'm not going to assume that he doesn't like anal pleasures.

I'm thinking ALL guys are quite likely to do some crazy stuff when they're jerking off. And, that's not because they're Str8, Bi, or Gay. It's simply because they're Guys!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[PrinceOwen]

Put my finger(s) in my ass

Put a dildo / butt plug in my ass

Just stroke my penis for a while at first

Taste my semen after I’ve cum

Watch porn at the same time

Do it while on-line (chatting / discussions etc)

 

[AsianDream]

You see, I'm not so sure about it being any more, or less, common for Str8 people. I've known some truly Str8 guys that have done some very Gay/Bi things.

And, yeah!, they really are Str8! They are majorly into chicks, and not attracted to guys at all. Butt, that doesn't mean they won't try some stuff.

Yes I guess you're right - some straight guys can be rather anal erotic - though not sure how much straight women satisfy this

 

[snakeeater1]

All my live I have loved to take my pants off and watch myself jerk off in front of a full length mirror! That’s all I did for sex for about 8 years, after I learned wank….

 

[Farmbottom]

Love using toys and cock ring. I get really horny knowing guys get off to my treads .

 

[ricksvca]

I use a masturbator toy that simulates a blow job. It has lips, a tongue and even teeth. It is extremely realistic and it gives me the strongest most intense orgasms I have ever had while jacking off. Since I got this toy several years ago I have not used my hand to jack off with and I probably never will ever use just my hand ever again. This toy is that good. You do need to use lube with it, both on your cock and inside the toy. The mouth is at one end and at the other end is a very detailed vagina and an anus just below the vagina, both of which are very tight . I have cum using all three of the options available with this toy.

I got this toy on Amazon of all places for $19. I have both the flesh colored model and the tan colored model. .

 

[jockofstrap]

Like use POOPPRS for jacking of/ wearing jockstrap they great cum rags.

 

[cuck72]

I soil my underwear with piss and wiping my dirty shithole. I save them to sniff my stale piss and shit in them. I jack off thinking about some guys I know, thinking of them with a pissy stinky cock and dirty shithole I'm licking up.

 

[Pantheo]

The feel of fabric on my cock is amazing. I’ll often stroke myself using a bed sheet etc. I also frequently finish in a sock fit the same reason.