Things You do while masturbating?

[MisterMajestic]

Oh My........Okay, Where do I turn in my gay card?

...LOL...Mike you need to quit...We both know in your life-time you was Gay for 5-minutes & Bisexual for 5-seconds...Your wifey got you on Fucking Lock-Down forever....You know you Live out your Bisexual fantasies through us.......

 

[AsianDream]

My nails

Usually toes first.

I can see it might be possible to masturbate while clipping (painting?) one's toenails

I Think you'd need to use a "hands-free" mechanical toy to combine it with doing fingernalis?

I guess I should have put "using a masturbation machine" as a choice as well

 

[Lefty]

I can see it might be possible to masturbate while clipping (painting?) one's toenails

I Think you'd need to use a "hands-free" mechanical toy to combine it with doing fingernalis?

I guess I should have put "using a masturbation machine" as a choice as well

Lets not beat around the bush here sport. Are you telling me that when in the

outback, toeing the line was never an issue? You can just quit pissing in my

pocket and saying its rain right now me bucko..........

 

[BiMike]

i play with my precum and rub it on my lips!!! love it!

I do to love its sweet taste

 

[Seanrtn]

Guilty pleasure (or maybe perversion) of mine is starting to stroke when having an ordinary phone conversation with guy friends, business calls with men, etc. Very nice to have a guy talking into my ear, completely oblivious of the fun I'm having on my side.

Hell yes, I do the same thing. When I have to have a phone conference with the football coach, little does he know I have cock in hand.

 

[AsianDream]

Hell yes, I do the same thing. When I have to have a phone conference with the football coach, little does he know I have cock in hand.

That sounds really "Jock Hot" to me - having a conference with the football coach while masturbating

 

[Lefty]

change hands and channels

amBIdextrous and multi- tasking blessed.

 

[spunk-junky]

i rub my precum alll over my piss slit, then taste it

Yes! I love tasting pre-cum!

 

[Seanrtn]

That sounds really "Jock Hot" to me - having a conference with the football coach while masturbating

He is a big belly bear who still works out, got a goatee and a shaved head, he would be perfect if he were interested in men, but no luck.

 

[bankside]

Yeah, i think I've tried everything on that list at least once but I picked the ones that are more usual instead of stuff that just didn't appeal. And or some of it was situational. Like before I moved in with my BF, there was online and phone wanking going on together but now only if one of us is out of town.

 

[hotnutz]

Generally, I wank while watching online porn or reading the horny stories here

If I'm wanking while on the toilet I usually play with my balls and finger my asshole.

While lying on the bed if my wife isn't around I might use a butt plug, lube my cock and play with my nipples, eventually, cumming all over my stomach and eating it. Sometimes, I dress in her panties and stockings and wank off doggy style while watching myself in the mirrors.

A morning shower wank with lots of foam is nice too.

 

[Iceage]

I had vote other, I fantasy generally about my vore fetish.

Just go to wikipedia for explaination, what vore is.

 

[LilVirgin]

thinking of my boyfriend while i'm watching chubby guy's fucking and while i say the name of my BF i shoot a big thick load!! mmmm

 

[HunterM]

Sometimes it takes longer to cum. So I use the other hand to fold laundry

 

[Greeny-boy]

Like to wank outdoors when i think i can be seen!!

 

[MightNeedDoing]

I love jerking off on cam with an enthuisiastic online partner. The sensation is best when I'm sliding a thick realistic dildo in and out of my hole. I lube my shaft. balls, and hole and take my time.

 

[Lefty]

Sometimes,

I like to listen to Political debates and such

turns an ordinary into a circle

and talk about loads of JIZZ.

 

[MightNeedDoing]

Sometimes,

I like to listen to Political debates and such

turns an ordinary into a circle

and talk about loads of JIZZ.

If you can get hard from that, then you sir are the horniest man on earth.

 

[finallylostit]

I like to dress in something soft and use a suction cup base dildo and fuck myself in various positions.

 

[AsianDream]

I like to dress in something soft and use a suction cup base dildo and fuck myself in various positions.

I like to use a suction base dildo

Only recently found one flexible enough (and with a powerfull enough base) to use on a wall. I find being fucked standing up way better for prostate massge plus a free hand for my nipples and a better view in the mirror.