Things You do while masturbating?

[Lefty]

If you can get hard from that, then you sir are the horniest man on earth.

Not really dude, I'm just an old war horse that has been around so

long that jackasses and their braying are practically mating calls.

 

[AsianDream]

Not really dude, I'm just an old war horse that has been around so

long that jackasses and their braying are practically mating calls.

Lefty: This does seem to me to be a rather negative view of others?

Though I must say that for someone who is just "Curious" you have been around on this site even longer than me (2 years more) - though how you managed to clock up 27.000 posts in just a bit longer time than I've been here still beats me.

That looks like to me an awfull lot of curiosity?

 

[Lefty]

Well AsianDreamer,

I have lots of posts because I have dialogues with a number of

people on here. I have made some friends and we tease, play

and support one another. We even interface on e- mail and other

things rather than just porn sex, dear Diary entries and the like.

That cynicism you seem to have taken out of context was in regard

to politician. One reason I tend to avoid CE and P is I do tend to speak

my mind, sometimes in a vehement and/or vociferous manner and a bit

too vigorously when dealing with people that have willingness to listen or

learn....OKAY, I'm not major gay but I am major curious...Anything else?

 

[uncutman22]

also if there more than me a circle jerk i love to taste there cum and piss

 

[AsianDream]

also if there more than me a circle jerk i love to taste there cum and piss

I love to taste others cum and piss - but then that counts as sex with others rather than masturbating.

Just got back into "Circle Jerks" after not having done them for a while. The third and second ones (still no touching) were a bit more uninhibited than the first.

 

[MarKo17]

I love to taste others cum and piss - but then that counts as sex with others rather than masturbating.

Just got back into "Circle Jerks" after not having done them for a while. The third and second ones (still no touching) were a bit more uninhibited than the first.

Never been in a circle jerk before. jacked off with my best friend before, but never more than one other person. What's it like?

 

[AsianDream]

Never been in a circle jerk before. jacked off with my best friend before, but never more than one other person. What's it like?

I did it in the past a bit – but not for a while - only recently met a guy (I guess bi-curious) who was interested and two of my gay mates were up for it (Tuesday evening was our third time together).

It can be very hot – but also more relaxing than sex – no need to worry about pleasing anyone else or perform. We do it naked - watch porn (mostly BI) – have some pizza while we get warmed up (easy to eat with one hand). The first time was a bit inhibited – lasted quite a while (edging with lube).

But the second time – I guess we were all a bit more comfortable – which is what made me curious about other things guys do while masturbating. It’s my apartment – so no restrictions on where to shoot (also why it’s OK me pissing a bit).

The exhibitionist part is good – but I think it’s really hot watching others do something that’s normally completely private. Also if you’re having sex with someone you never get to really closely see the look on their face as they have an orgasm – or exactly what gives them pleasure.

 

[BigNZGuy]

I'll rub my cock very slowly, focusing on the head, and using my own precum as lube. I often use my small dildo as well.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

My taxes.
My laundry.
Smack it, flip it, and rub it down.

 

[AsianDream]

My taxes.
My laundry.

I've cum in a sock before doing the laundry - so sort of the same

 

[Lefty]

A few times while jacking off i have pissed all over myself and then carried on wanking.p.s the pissings on purpose, nothing wrong with the old pipes.

Bendy,

I am so disappointed.

Up until now you were coking in at 9.2 to a 9.9......

now you have dropped...basically........URIN-ATE.

 

[AsianDream]

A few times while jacking off i have pissed all over myself and then carried on wanking.p.s the pissings on purpose, nothing wrong with the old pipes.

Bendy,

I am so disappointed.
Up until now you were coking in at 9.2 to a 9.9......
now you have dropped...basically........URIN-ATE.

Bendy - you definiely keep a high score from me

Actually I can think of very few times while jacking off i haven't pissed all over myself
(well one time a few weeks ago i didn't)
After all - the "Old Pipe" was built for fun - I'm sure that must include one of it's major fuctions as well

 

[Lefty]

Isn't this great.

I've got the damn kids dissing and pissing at me.,

The Hong Kong Dong and the Tilted Kilt Kowboy

going for a gang bang..........Okay boys, fantasize

and stroke that stroke

 

[aberro21]

I tried playing with my asshole but it didn't do anything for me. Does that mean i'm not a bottom?

 

[AsianDream]

Isn't this great.

I've got the damn kids dissing and pissing at me.,
The Hong Kong Dong and the Tilted Kilt Kowboy
going for a gang bang..........Okay boys, fantasize
and stroke that stroke

Lefty - not sure I actually know what you mean to say?

Are you talking about me when you say "The Hong Kong Dong" - in which case - please don't disrespect me.

Also I can assure you that I can say just as many rude things about you as you can say about me.

Dont tempt me

 

[AsianDream]

The Hong Kong Dong

Actually you have said too much - don't say anything more else I can give just as good as I get

 

[Lefty]

Lefty - not sure I actually know what you mean to say?

Are you talking about me when you say "The Hong Kong Dong" - in which case - please don't disrespect me.

Also I can assure you that I can say just as many rude things about you as you can say about me.

Dont tempt me

Well Mr. Asian,
That was your second opportunity to play, but, since you don't understand my usage or mis-usage of the alliteration process, I will make it a point to scroll on
past your future posts. Pity you need to feel so defensive. Next, the Tilted Kilt Kowboy will be partaking of the umbrage card.

BTW, I consider the above quoted post to be offensive and not in keeping with
the concept of humour...thus it is disrespectful AND offensive.

Cordially,

 

[AsianDream]

Well Mr. Asian,
That was your second opportunity to play, but, since you don't understand my usage or mis-usage of the alliteration process, I will make it a point to scroll on
past your future posts. Pity you need to feel so defensive. Next, the Tilted Kilt Kowboy will be partaking of the umbrage card.

BTW, I consider the above quoted post to be offensive and not in keeping with
the concept of humour...thus it is disrespectful AND offensive.

Cordially,

Mr Lefty,

Not sure I really understand what you say

Just don't direspect me - else i will say nasty things back to you.

Not sure what - but I'll try

 

[Lefty]

Well Bendy,

This is the 11th of July here and on the 11th of October you will have
what I am having today (not nearly as many, but your22nd anyway.

Guess I will have to forgo any exotic


asian fanasies and picture a strapping young

Scor wearing only a kilt andd leaping out of the

cake. No pissing though, save that for other

people and events.











































































































oriental

 

[Lefty]

Try to avoid having a stroke in midstroke.